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For the bladesmiths, beauty and destruction, art and skill.
2012.06.07 00:35 Nightshade3312 For the bladesmiths, beauty and destruction, art and skill.
A subreddit for the metalworkers who specialize in forging knives and other blade tools. Swords, daggers, kitchen cutlery, carving chisels, etc. Come in, look around, ask a question, learn, and have fun.
2012.03.04 21:28 chip16 Knife makers and fans welcome
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2023.06.08 14:30 Outside_Interview_90 [Platinum #345: Overcooked! All You Can Eat] My wife and I’s favorite co-op series! Bittersweet platinum for sure.
![[Platinum #345: Overcooked! All You Can Eat] My wife and I’s favorite co-op series! Bittersweet platinum for sure.](https://preview.redd.it/7bcu7evufs4b1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b75a5871e4b425ec1c38a1d6f10a1cf53ed4e998 "[Platinum #345: Overcooked! All You Can Eat] My wife and I’s favorite co-op series! Bittersweet platinum for sure.") | Love these games! The AYCE Collection is the best way to enjoy these games, hands down. That Smash Bros. sized roster of chefs is dope! submitted by Outside_Interview_90 to Trophies [link] [comments] |
2023.06.08 14:15 st1tchedup21 I miss Steve Jablonskys score.
I hated in AOE when they drowned out all the sound to play Imagine Dragons in the Lockdown fight and once again in ROTB they do it again.
They drown out a lot of the sound in the big final showdown to play the new original song for this movie and in my opinion the song doesn’t even fit.
On the other hand when Steve Jablonskys music kicks in chefs kiss it’s perfect. Say what you will about the Bay movies, the score was always on point.
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They drown out a lot of the sound in the big final showdown to play the new original song for this movie and in my opinion the song doesn’t even fit.
On the other hand when Steve Jablonskys music kicks in chefs kiss it’s perfect. Say what you will about the Bay movies, the score was always on point.
2023.06.08 14:04 KKshilling The Difference Between Self-Employment and "Normal" Jobs
 | submitted by KKshilling to buildindia [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/21t2gqp1bs4b1.png?width=1292&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d858c15bebc9b0eb3ea93788c2ae1805f0754b7 Imagine a 10-story Manhattan residential apartment building, in which each floor is nicer and more opulent than the last. The ground floor is home to the cheapest apartments: studios with iron bars over the windows, leaky faucets, and the occasional rat or three. Sure, it’s habitable, and the hot water (occasionally) works, but it’s far from desirable. As you move up to the second and third floors, the rodents disappear, the iron bars are removed, the plumbing is secure, and your bedroom, which is separate from your living room and kitchen, now has enough room for a queen mattress and a full-sized desk. It might not be your dream home, but it gets the job done. On floors 4-6, your checkerboard floor tiles are switched out for hardwood, an in-unit washer and dryer replaces your weekly commute to wash your clothes, and your kitchen and living room are finally separate entities. (In most of America, these things are “normal.” In New York, an in-unit washer and dryer is a status symbol.) Floors 7-9 bring beautiful views of the city, access to a balcony or deck, a dining room that fits a table for eight, a small home office, a living room that can hold dozens of friends, and one of those showers where the water pours directly from holes in the ceiling, like a waterfall for folks who don’t live anywhere near nature. And then we have floor 10, the penthouse. Your floor has its own elevator that other residents can’t access. Your living room, grand piano included, has an unobstructed view of the East River, and it’s plenty big enough to host a cocktail party for 100 of your closest friends. Your floors are made of marble, your bookshelves are full of novels that you’ll never read (but still look impressive), you have one of those televisions that retracts into the floor on command, and you don’t have to lift a finger in the kitchen, because your chef handles the cooking for you. Can you tell I’ve been apartment hunting this week? So where will you reside? Well, that’s up to fate. Now imagine that you have two choices: Choice A: you have a 10% chance of living on floors 2 and 3, an 80% chance of floors 4-6, and a 10% chance of floors 7-9. You are guaranteed to avoid the dredges of the ground floor, but you’ll never reach the penthouse either. Choice B: You have a 20% chance of living on the ground floor, a 20% chance of landing in the penthouse, a 55% chance of landing anywhere between floors 2 and 9, and a 5% chance of sleeping outside the building altogether. Maybe you become Jay Gatsby, maybe you ask Mr. Gatsby for money on the corner, or maybe you end up somewhere in the middle. Which choice do you make? In 2023 in the United States of America, you have two options for employment: 1) Working for someone else 2) Working for yourself Critics of traditional employment exclaim, “You’ll never get rich unless you own equity in your work; you have to be your own boss. A salary is no way to reach the top 1% of wealth in the US.” Critics of self-employment cry, “It’s far too risky to strike out on your own. Sure, there are some success stories, but you will probably crash and fail.” Both parties believe they are right, and both parties leverage countless data points to support their positions. But both parties are missing the point. The key isn’t that one form of employment is objectively better than the other. The key is that the distribution of outcomes that accompany different employment types varies. In the example above, the probabilities of living in different apartments weren’t simply an arbitrary test of your risk tolerance. They serve to highlight the range of outcomes you can expect from different career paths. Allow me to explain with yet another analogy. In finance, we use derivatives called options to place leveraged bets and/or hedge our portfolios against downside moves. The two simplest options are “calls” and “puts.” You can buy a call option to bet on a stock going up by a certain date. If the stock price increases enough before the option’s expiration date, you will make a lot of money. If the stock doesn’t increase enough by the expiration date, the option expires worthless. You can also get paid upfront to sell call options on stocks that you already own, but you will be obligated to sell those shares at the option’s strike price if the stock price increases past that point, capping your potential gains. Buying a put option gives you the right to sell that stock at a certain price, no matter how far its price has fallen, allowing you to hedge against declines. Meanwhile, selling a put option obliges you to buy that stock if it falls below your option’s strike price, opening you up to risk if a stock performs poorly. There is one particular options strategy known as a “collar,” where you sell call options on stocks that you own and use those proceeds to purchase matching put options. This strategy got its name because it “collars” your portfolio: you are protected from downside moves, but your upside is limited thanks to the calls you sold to pay for the insurance. Mark Cuban famously used a collar to preserve his wealth after selling Broadcast.com to Yahoo for billions right before the Dot Com bubble crashed. A traditional, salaried job is a collar: the cost of protecting against downside risk is limited upside. Think of your entry-level salary at your first job in corporate America as the second floor of the building, and your total comp as a high-level VP or director as an apartment on the eighth floor. Your worst possible outcome, a career that fails to advance, still pays well enough to cover the basics. Meanwhile, a home run career pays handsomely, but it won’t propel you to the upper echelons of wealth. Like Mark Cuban’s Yahoo shares, your career is collared. The potential upside and downside outcomes are range defined. Working for yourself, on the other hand, is like purchasing call options. If you succeed, the upside will outperform the “normal” career by a magnitude, but if you’re wrong, no one is there to save you. The cost of admission for unlimited upside is the potential for absolute failure. Maybe you become a millionaire, maybe you go bust. Who knows. Of course, neither path is an all-or-nothing pursuit. There’s nothing wrong with allocating a small portion of a well-diversified portfolio to some more speculative call options, and you certainly don’t have to quit a well-paying job to go all-in on last weekend’s late-night Eureka! moment. In fact, the prudent move for someone looking to start their own thing is to launch it while they’re still working, that way they don’t need the money immediately. If a stock does well enough, it can still generate insane returns for you despite initially being a small part of your portfolio. If your side hustle takes off, it can still generate life-changing money for you as well, without you having to give up your day job along the way. That being said, I love a good casino trip, so we’ll stick with the call options. It is just betting on yourself, after all. https://preview.redd.it/33mak3a5bs4b1.png?width=1226&format=png&auto=webp&s=d08defb5bc33f4a24b4a04290867764a793f5f25 |
2023.06.08 13:38 theeverydaykitchen Top 9 Best Blenders for Baby Food 2023
Editor’s Choice: Ninja BL480
"High-quality blender fit for making baby food, it works quickly and is easy to operate. Extractor blades. 18.24 oz cup. Pulse technology."
Premium Pick: NutriBullet Rx N17-1001 Blender
"Excellent blender for baby food with low noise work and breaks up solid foods easily. 2.3 hp motor. Hands-free technology. Heating cycle."
Most Portable: PopBabies Personal Blender
"Able to blend on the go with USB chargeable lithium batteries able to blend 20 drinks for baby, making it our Most Portable nomination."
Best Immerse Blender: Braun MQ505 Multiquick
"Lightweight immerse blender that can help you to quickly chop most of the ingredients into a puree. Mixer handle and cup included. BPA-free materials. Click attachment."
Best Value: Nuby Garden Fresh Mighty Blender
"Fairly priced blender for baby food that comes complete with containers to store finished product. Lightweight. Two blades for solids and porridges. Steamer basket included."
Best Baby Food Maker: Cuisinart BFM-1000
"Compact baby food maker that fits for meal preparations for younger children. LED indication. Bottle warmer. Automatic shut-off."
Best Mini Blender: Magic Bullet Blender
"Lightweight and easy to use mini blender for baby food fit to take on a trip to feed your baby with healthy foods. On-the-go container. BPD-free materials. Dishwasher safe containers."
Most Versatile: Cuisinart BFP-703BC
"With 7-speed options, a food processor attachment, great motor power, and a high-quality glass jug, it’s our Most Versatile nomination."
Best Corded Blender: Hamilton Beach Personal Blender (Raspberry)
"This corded blender offers you just what you need to make fresh and yummy baby food in an instant, making it our Best Corded choice."
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"High-quality blender fit for making baby food, it works quickly and is easy to operate. Extractor blades. 18.24 oz cup. Pulse technology."
Premium Pick: NutriBullet Rx N17-1001 Blender
"Excellent blender for baby food with low noise work and breaks up solid foods easily. 2.3 hp motor. Hands-free technology. Heating cycle."
Most Portable: PopBabies Personal Blender
"Able to blend on the go with USB chargeable lithium batteries able to blend 20 drinks for baby, making it our Most Portable nomination."
Best Immerse Blender: Braun MQ505 Multiquick
"Lightweight immerse blender that can help you to quickly chop most of the ingredients into a puree. Mixer handle and cup included. BPA-free materials. Click attachment."
Best Value: Nuby Garden Fresh Mighty Blender
"Fairly priced blender for baby food that comes complete with containers to store finished product. Lightweight. Two blades for solids and porridges. Steamer basket included."
Best Baby Food Maker: Cuisinart BFM-1000
"Compact baby food maker that fits for meal preparations for younger children. LED indication. Bottle warmer. Automatic shut-off."
Best Mini Blender: Magic Bullet Blender
"Lightweight and easy to use mini blender for baby food fit to take on a trip to feed your baby with healthy foods. On-the-go container. BPD-free materials. Dishwasher safe containers."
Most Versatile: Cuisinart BFP-703BC
"With 7-speed options, a food processor attachment, great motor power, and a high-quality glass jug, it’s our Most Versatile nomination."
Best Corded Blender: Hamilton Beach Personal Blender (Raspberry)
"This corded blender offers you just what you need to make fresh and yummy baby food in an instant, making it our Best Corded choice."
2023.06.08 13:34 theeverydaykitchen Top 12 Best Battery-Operated Blenders 2023
Editor’s Choice: BlenderX Portable & Travel Blender
"A 260-watt travel blender featuring a 20-ounce Tritan plastic cup and stainless steel motor base with non-slip rubber feet. 20-30 uses on a single charge. 3.5-hour charging time. Stainless steel blade."
Upgrade Pick: Cuisinart CSB-300 Rechargeable Hand Blender with Electric Knife
"A 700-watt hand blender featuring stainless steel construction and 8V lithium-ion battery. Runtime of 20 min. 5-speed settings. 3-year warranty."
Best Dishwasher Friendly Blender: PopBabies Personal Blender
"A 175-watt travel blender with two 2000 mAh batteries and 14-ounce ABS plastic cup. 20+ uses per charge. 4-hour charging time. Blending while charging."
Best Warranty: Zulay Portable Blender
"A detachable blender with 2000 mAh battery and 13-ounce plastic cup. 10-12 uses per charge. 2-hour charging time. Built-in strainer."
Best with Automatic Stop: Tenswall Portable Blender
"A portable blender featuring 22,000 RPM motor and 13-ounce ABS plastic cup. 10 – 15 uses per charge. Magnetic sensing switch. 12-month warranty."
Best Accessories: BZseed Personal Portable Blender
"An easy-to-use portable blender featuring a 3000mAh lithium-ion battery and 16-ounce borosilicate glass cup. 15-20 uses per charge. 3-hour charging time. Security protection."
Best Safety Features: XMX Portable Blender
"A stylish blender featuring two 2000 mAh rechargeable batteries and 14-ounce plastic cup. Up to 20 uses per charge. 3-hour charging time. Intelligent shutdown protection."
Best Value: Diwenhouse Portable Blender
"A USB rechargeable blender featuring 15,000-25,000 rpm and 16-ounce cup. 20 uses per charge. 4-hour charge time. One-touch operation."
Best Battery Life: Ordergo Portable Blender
"A 180-watt blender featuring two 2000 mAh batteries and 14.3-ounce plastic cup. Up to 25 uses per charge. 23,000 RPM motor. Stainless steel blades."
Best Blade Design: Oberly Portable Blender
"A 175-watt portable blender featuring 2000 mAh lithium batteries and 13-ounce plastic cup. 10-12 uses per charge. 5-hour charging time. 6 blades in 3D."
Best Battery Life: G-TING Personal Smoothies Blender
"A 150-watt blender featuring two 1500 mAh batteries and 13-ounce borosilicate glass cup. 15-20 uses per charge. USB charge. Travel lid."
Easiest to Maintain: NutriChef NCBL100RC Portable Blender
"A 100-watt blender featuring a 10-ounce Tritan plastic cup and up to 2.5 hours of battery life. Stain-resistant. One-button activation. Up to 13,000+ RPM."
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"A 260-watt travel blender featuring a 20-ounce Tritan plastic cup and stainless steel motor base with non-slip rubber feet. 20-30 uses on a single charge. 3.5-hour charging time. Stainless steel blade."
Upgrade Pick: Cuisinart CSB-300 Rechargeable Hand Blender with Electric Knife
"A 700-watt hand blender featuring stainless steel construction and 8V lithium-ion battery. Runtime of 20 min. 5-speed settings. 3-year warranty."
Best Dishwasher Friendly Blender: PopBabies Personal Blender
"A 175-watt travel blender with two 2000 mAh batteries and 14-ounce ABS plastic cup. 20+ uses per charge. 4-hour charging time. Blending while charging."
Best Warranty: Zulay Portable Blender
"A detachable blender with 2000 mAh battery and 13-ounce plastic cup. 10-12 uses per charge. 2-hour charging time. Built-in strainer."
Best with Automatic Stop: Tenswall Portable Blender
"A portable blender featuring 22,000 RPM motor and 13-ounce ABS plastic cup. 10 – 15 uses per charge. Magnetic sensing switch. 12-month warranty."
Best Accessories: BZseed Personal Portable Blender
"An easy-to-use portable blender featuring a 3000mAh lithium-ion battery and 16-ounce borosilicate glass cup. 15-20 uses per charge. 3-hour charging time. Security protection."
Best Safety Features: XMX Portable Blender
"A stylish blender featuring two 2000 mAh rechargeable batteries and 14-ounce plastic cup. Up to 20 uses per charge. 3-hour charging time. Intelligent shutdown protection."
Best Value: Diwenhouse Portable Blender
"A USB rechargeable blender featuring 15,000-25,000 rpm and 16-ounce cup. 20 uses per charge. 4-hour charge time. One-touch operation."
Best Battery Life: Ordergo Portable Blender
"A 180-watt blender featuring two 2000 mAh batteries and 14.3-ounce plastic cup. Up to 25 uses per charge. 23,000 RPM motor. Stainless steel blades."
Best Blade Design: Oberly Portable Blender
"A 175-watt portable blender featuring 2000 mAh lithium batteries and 13-ounce plastic cup. 10-12 uses per charge. 5-hour charging time. 6 blades in 3D."
Best Battery Life: G-TING Personal Smoothies Blender
"A 150-watt blender featuring two 1500 mAh batteries and 13-ounce borosilicate glass cup. 15-20 uses per charge. USB charge. Travel lid."
Easiest to Maintain: NutriChef NCBL100RC Portable Blender
"A 100-watt blender featuring a 10-ounce Tritan plastic cup and up to 2.5 hours of battery life. Stain-resistant. One-button activation. Up to 13,000+ RPM."
2023.06.08 13:20 Ok-Scheme-1105 [Mom's American Pie] Fresh Strawberries & Strawberry Jello Pie. *Chef's Kiss*
![[Mom's American Pie] Fresh Strawberries & Strawberry Jello Pie. *Chef's Kiss*](https://preview.redd.it/6uf53ege3s4b1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fa2036f3d2bafd4b1ffc96594a6f9deab922ca68 "[Mom's American Pie] Fresh Strawberries & Strawberry Jello Pie. *Chef's Kiss*") | (First off, sorry for the shit photo. New potato I needed.) submitted by Ok-Scheme-1105 to dessert [link] [comments] My mom has been making this pie for-ev-er, for-ev-er. The recipe was probably lifted from a magazine or even more likely from a Jello product. It's really a simple pie to make, but god damn, is it SO good!! I believe she just uses pilsbury pie crust, strawberry jello, and fresh strawberries. *BTW, that's my left testicle on the plate. I offered it to the gods for a slice and they just laughed and told me to keep my tiny nut. So what! Bye. |
2023.06.08 13:17 theeverydaykitchen Top 10 Best Sous Vide Machines for Cooking Enthusiasts 2023
Editor’s Choice: ChefSteps Joule
"A great immersion cooker with advanced design and a magnetic base that keeps it stable, Bluetooth and WiFi compatibility and voice control."
Best Standalone Sous Vide Machine: Monoprice Strata
"A powerful yet relatively inexpensive machine, which is easy to use with handy touch controls."
Best for Home Use: Wancle SVC001 Sous Vide Cooker
"A cooker with a unique design allowing for single-handed operation of clamp and LCD screen."
Budget Pick: Kitchen Gizmo Sous Vide Immersion Circulator
"A budget-friendly sous vide cooker for one person or a small family."
Best Bluetooth Sous Vide Machine: Anova Precision Cooker Nano
"A popular immersion cooker with both manual controls and Bluetooth connection to app."
Best Budget Water Bath: Dash DSV300XXSS01 Chef Series
"A compact water bath featuring the magnetic-driven water circulation system."
Best Commercial Pick: Tribest Sousvant SV-101 Complete Sous Vide Circulator
"A larger and more powerful all-in-one water bath with the ultra-quiet circulation system."
Most Powerful Immersion: Gourmia GSV-130
"A sleek and simple machine with the unique and handy clamp design."
Easiest to Use: KitchenBoss Sous Vide Immersion Circulator
"A modern and simple immersion sous vide machine that heats water quickly."
Best Water Bath Sous Vide Machine: Sous Vide Supreme SVS10LS Water Oven
"A small but powerful water bath with a durable stainless-steel shell, great safety features, and energy-efficient design."
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"A great immersion cooker with advanced design and a magnetic base that keeps it stable, Bluetooth and WiFi compatibility and voice control."
Best Standalone Sous Vide Machine: Monoprice Strata
"A powerful yet relatively inexpensive machine, which is easy to use with handy touch controls."
Best for Home Use: Wancle SVC001 Sous Vide Cooker
"A cooker with a unique design allowing for single-handed operation of clamp and LCD screen."
Budget Pick: Kitchen Gizmo Sous Vide Immersion Circulator
"A budget-friendly sous vide cooker for one person or a small family."
Best Bluetooth Sous Vide Machine: Anova Precision Cooker Nano
"A popular immersion cooker with both manual controls and Bluetooth connection to app."
Best Budget Water Bath: Dash DSV300XXSS01 Chef Series
"A compact water bath featuring the magnetic-driven water circulation system."
Best Commercial Pick: Tribest Sousvant SV-101 Complete Sous Vide Circulator
"A larger and more powerful all-in-one water bath with the ultra-quiet circulation system."
Most Powerful Immersion: Gourmia GSV-130
"A sleek and simple machine with the unique and handy clamp design."
Easiest to Use: KitchenBoss Sous Vide Immersion Circulator
"A modern and simple immersion sous vide machine that heats water quickly."
Best Water Bath Sous Vide Machine: Sous Vide Supreme SVS10LS Water Oven
"A small but powerful water bath with a durable stainless-steel shell, great safety features, and energy-efficient design."
2023.06.08 13:15 NancyTheGrape AITA for making a whole scene in the family table that my mom ruined my cheesecake?
So I'm(19f) a pastry chef, I love my sweets to be on point as you can see them on pictures, nothing less or nothing more.My mom(60F) other hand keeps destroying my sweets by adding so much of everything.
One time I made a strawberry cake for my grandma's birthday and she came to it to add a whole tones of whipping cream.At the end the cake was a whole disaster,it was falling apart from too much cream and I yelled her in top of my lungs that she keeps destroying everything I make ,she put on the sad face saying she won't bother with me and my sweets anymore.
So Last weekend we were visiting my grandma(her sister too) and I made a fruit tart and a cheesecake.I put them on the fridge and warned my mom TO NOT TOUCH IT!!. When we arrived,we open the cheesecake and apparently she have put chocolate syrup all over it and the box/cheesecake itself was an ugly mess....At that point I had a breakdown and started yelling her and crying saying "WHY YOU KEEP DESTROYING MY WORK,IM SO FED UP WITH YOU",she kept pushing it off saying "it's not beautiful enough and it needed a better picture.
I'm way home I wasn't talking her and she started yelling me that I was an [email protected] to her in front of everyone and I need to learn manners.
Looking back,I could handle the situation better but I lost my mind,in other hand though I don't want anyone to touch my creations.
Am I the asshole for yelling at my mom in front of everyone?
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One time I made a strawberry cake for my grandma's birthday and she came to it to add a whole tones of whipping cream.At the end the cake was a whole disaster,it was falling apart from too much cream and I yelled her in top of my lungs that she keeps destroying everything I make ,she put on the sad face saying she won't bother with me and my sweets anymore.
So Last weekend we were visiting my grandma(her sister too) and I made a fruit tart and a cheesecake.I put them on the fridge and warned my mom TO NOT TOUCH IT!!. When we arrived,we open the cheesecake and apparently she have put chocolate syrup all over it and the box/cheesecake itself was an ugly mess....At that point I had a breakdown and started yelling her and crying saying "WHY YOU KEEP DESTROYING MY WORK,IM SO FED UP WITH YOU",she kept pushing it off saying "it's not beautiful enough and it needed a better picture.
I'm way home I wasn't talking her and she started yelling me that I was an [email protected] to her in front of everyone and I need to learn manners.
Looking back,I could handle the situation better but I lost my mind,in other hand though I don't want anyone to touch my creations.
Am I the asshole for yelling at my mom in front of everyone?
2023.06.08 13:01 theeverydaykitchen Top 8 Best Cold Brew Coffee Makers 2023
Editor's Choice: Ninja Hot and Cold Brewed System
"50-ounce coffee maker with a thermal carafe, this Ninja unit can make a hot or cold brew."
Most Innovative: Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker Kit
"One of the more unique options out there, this brew keg makes a delicious drink with a foam top."
Best Design: YAMA Glass YAMCDM8CBR Cold Brew Drip Coffee Maker
"Impeccably-designed hand-crafted cold brew coffee maker with a large capacity and ceramic filter mechanism."
Best for Home Use: Original Grind Coffee Co. Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"128-ounce coffee maker with a spigot tap, made from high quality borosilicate glass."
Best Portable Coffee Maker: Coffee Gator Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"Great cold brew maker with a reusable filter and a 47-oz capacity, comes with a measuring scoop and funnel."
Budget Pick: County Line Kitchen Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"Budget-friendly coffee maker with a lid that makes this a great option for travel and cold brews on the go."
Best Coffee Maker with Paper Filters: OXO Good Grips Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"Classic cold brew coffee maker with paper filters, this model features a rainmaker for even water distribution and a better taste."
Best Adjustable: Dash DCBCM550BK Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"Superb cold brew maker which implements a patent-pending cold boil technology, this model makes the entire cold brew process super quick and easy!."
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"50-ounce coffee maker with a thermal carafe, this Ninja unit can make a hot or cold brew."
Most Innovative: Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker Kit
"One of the more unique options out there, this brew keg makes a delicious drink with a foam top."
Best Design: YAMA Glass YAMCDM8CBR Cold Brew Drip Coffee Maker
"Impeccably-designed hand-crafted cold brew coffee maker with a large capacity and ceramic filter mechanism."
Best for Home Use: Original Grind Coffee Co. Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"128-ounce coffee maker with a spigot tap, made from high quality borosilicate glass."
Best Portable Coffee Maker: Coffee Gator Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"Great cold brew maker with a reusable filter and a 47-oz capacity, comes with a measuring scoop and funnel."
Budget Pick: County Line Kitchen Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"Budget-friendly coffee maker with a lid that makes this a great option for travel and cold brews on the go."
Best Coffee Maker with Paper Filters: OXO Good Grips Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"Classic cold brew coffee maker with paper filters, this model features a rainmaker for even water distribution and a better taste."
Best Adjustable: Dash DCBCM550BK Cold Brew Coffee Maker
"Superb cold brew maker which implements a patent-pending cold boil technology, this model makes the entire cold brew process super quick and easy!."
2023.06.08 13:00 theeverydaykitchen Top 10 Best Chinese Cleavers 2023
Editor’s Choice: DALSTRONG Cleaver
"Intended for professional use, this Chinese cleaver is a pleasure to cut with due to its military-grade handle and stain-resistant blade."
Premium Pick: Wusthof Chinese Cleaver
"Razor-sharp edge and triple-riveted handle make this cleaver effortless to use and look good."
Best for Professionals: SHI BA ZI ZUO Kitchen Knife
"Ultra-sharp blade design and anti-slip handle of this cleaver are perfect for experienced cooks, who know how to handle a good knife."
Best Design: KATSURA Chinese Cleaver Knife
"Outstanding looks and quality is what real Damascus steel, this cleaver’s blade is made from, demonstrates."
Best Value: TUO Cleaver Knife
"Lifetime guarantee comes with this Chinese cleaver, though you probably won’t need it, because its extra-sharp blade and ergonomic handle are superb."
Finest Features: MAD SHARK Cleaver Knife
"Lightweight and durable, this cleaver is easy to use for hours, which makes it a great choice for those who cook a lot during a day."
Best Pro Bone Chopper: ZWILLING Twin Signature
"Ideal for traveling chefs or campers, this professional 10oz. cleaver has a traditional look, triple rivets, and can cut through bone with ease."
Best Kitchen Keepsake Cleaver: Victorinox Chinese Cleaver Knife
"By the Swiss Army knife makers, this Swiss-made cleaver is a very lightweight traditional cleaver that can be handed down to the next generation."
Sharpest Cleaver With Sheath: KYOKU Samurai Series
"This elegant cleaver is a kitchen trophy with a real pakkawood handled with a tiny circular ingrained mosaic and a super-sharp blade that comes with its own sheath."
Most Authentic X-Large Cleaver: DENGJIA Chinese Knife Cleaver
"This simple, heavy cleaver is a heavy-duty belonging in a Chinese restaurant’s kitchen with a long 7.7-inch blade and a rustic wood handle with a rivet."
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"Intended for professional use, this Chinese cleaver is a pleasure to cut with due to its military-grade handle and stain-resistant blade."
Premium Pick: Wusthof Chinese Cleaver
"Razor-sharp edge and triple-riveted handle make this cleaver effortless to use and look good."
Best for Professionals: SHI BA ZI ZUO Kitchen Knife
"Ultra-sharp blade design and anti-slip handle of this cleaver are perfect for experienced cooks, who know how to handle a good knife."
Best Design: KATSURA Chinese Cleaver Knife
"Outstanding looks and quality is what real Damascus steel, this cleaver’s blade is made from, demonstrates."
Best Value: TUO Cleaver Knife
"Lifetime guarantee comes with this Chinese cleaver, though you probably won’t need it, because its extra-sharp blade and ergonomic handle are superb."
Finest Features: MAD SHARK Cleaver Knife
"Lightweight and durable, this cleaver is easy to use for hours, which makes it a great choice for those who cook a lot during a day."
Best Pro Bone Chopper: ZWILLING Twin Signature
"Ideal for traveling chefs or campers, this professional 10oz. cleaver has a traditional look, triple rivets, and can cut through bone with ease."
Best Kitchen Keepsake Cleaver: Victorinox Chinese Cleaver Knife
"By the Swiss Army knife makers, this Swiss-made cleaver is a very lightweight traditional cleaver that can be handed down to the next generation."
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2023.06.08 12:47 xtremexavier15 TSROTI 7 (pt 2)
The episode resumed on a shot of the dark and dank and craggy underground cave, water drips echoing in the background as the camera panned to the left. It stopped on a small and sudden burst of bubbles, then cut in closer as Geoff broke the surface with a spluttering cough. Scarlett joined him a moment later.
"Where's Anne Maria?" Geoff wondered once he saw no sight of her.
He got his answer when Anne Maria resurfaced, Scarlett apparently on top of her head. "Do I look like a lifeboat?!" the jersey girl grunted and threw Scarlett off of her.
"We had no idea where we'd land. It's not our fault," Geoff said.
"And besides, we're separated from Dave and Molly," Scarlett replied. "Finding them will be beneficial if we want to make it out of here alive." As she spoke, a pair of glowing eyes figure appeared in the background, crawling down the rock.
"I do not want to die, and I definitely don't want anyone else to," Anne Maria said.
"My point exactly," Scarlett stated… just before the shadowy figure tackled her underwater.
"Scarlett!" Geoff shouted in worry. "Anne Maria, she's gone! What do we do?"
"Get out of this before we get dragged down," Anne Maria responded before they swam to shore.
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The scene flashed to the wrecked mine cart still on dry land, which had crashed against a thick and massive stalagmite. The camera panned to the left onto the fallen bodies of Molly and Dave. The germaphobe got to his feet with an active flashlight still in his hands and groaned as he looked around.
He immediately spotted the indie girl nearby and gasped. "Molly!" he exclaimed, running over to her. "Get up!" he added, tapping Molly on the side of the head with the flashlight and groaning when he didn't get a response.
With a swift cry of "Wake up already!" he kicked the girl on her side, who immediately groaned in pain and got to her feet.
"Dave…" Molly mumbled and frowned. "Did you just kick me?"
"I had to get you up somehow," Dave admitted.
"I can see that," Molly agreed.
"Now come on," Dave said, Molly's eyes widening as he unknowingly rose about a foot into the air. "We have to find the others and the statue!" It was then that he noticed his sudden height change, and along with Molly, he looked at his feet.
The camera zoomed out a step, revealing that Dave was now standing on the head of a giant hairless gopher that had just popped out of the ground. They screamed and ran away in fear as the gopher rose up even more and roared at them.
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The camera cut back to Trent and Scott running as their mutant gopher continued chasing them down a tunnel. Just then, Trent tripped on one of the planks laid out for mining cart tracks, and tumbled over Scott, sending them both to the floor.
The gopher caught up to them, much to their fright, and began sniffing at them. It recoiled with a whimper afterwards.
"Why is it doing that?" Trent asked as he and Scott got off the floor.
Scott looked at the gopher. "Their eyes are glued shut, so it had to follow us by smell."
"I took a shower this morning," Trent reminded the devious.
Scott lifted his right armpit and sniffed it. "I never do that, so my armpits are pretty skunky."
"Gross," Trent grimaced.
The gopher went back to squealing at the two Rats, and while Trent took a step back, Scott didn't do the same.
"You don't like the smell of my armpits?" Scott smirked at the gopher and took a step forward. "Too bad, because it's never going away!" He raised his arms, and moved towards the gopher, who scurried away in a second.
"Having a clean stench is important," Trent said as he stepped up beside him, "but since it saved us, I'll ignore it this time." He patted him on the back, to which Scott grinned back at.
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The camera panned across another cave, from an entrance tunnel on the right, past a large pile of toxic waste barrels, and on to Scarlett lying on the ground with a small puddle of water near her face, next to some steps carved into a higher level of stone.
She coughed up a bit of water then looked up. "Where am I?" she asked.
The shot rather ominously panned up to a familiar figure sitting on what looked like a cobbled-together set of bunk beds atop the plateau. A few mutant gophers were on the platform with him, but a couple more started to surround Scarlett.
"I will have no problem harming you myself if you do not back off!" Scarlett threatened the gophers, and one of them got hit by a familiar shoe.
"Step away from her, gophers!" the figure said, stepping out to reveal himself as Max.
"Max!!! What are you doing here?" Scarlett flabbergasted.
Max put his shoe back on and focused on the brainiac. "I have come to enact my revenge on you fools!"
All Scarlett could do was roll her eyes and facepalm.
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A flash took the scene back to DJ, Sierra, and Sammy running through the mine. "What's taking them so long to catch up?" Sierra asked.
Sammy looked around the shaft. "We probably should've marked where we came from. I think we might be lost from them!"
They were interrupted by the gopher that Scott scared off scampering past them.
"There you guys are!" Trent's voice called, and the three Rats looked in the direction the voice came from.
Scott and Trent then appeared on the scene. "We were almost killed by that gopher, but luckily, my armpits saved the day!" Scott boasted.
"Your armpits?" DJ muttered confused.
"He doesn't shower very often," Trent answered.
"Disgusting," Sammy winced. "Anywho, we should get going since we're reunited!"
Suddenly, five pairs of mutant gopher hands shot up out of the ground under the Rats, grabbing them by their ankles. "Unless they do that," Sammy sighed just before the gophers pulled them screaming into the earth.
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"Why did you bring me here, and how were you able to return after your departure?!" Scarlett asked as the scene cut back to her and Max.
"I "borrowed" a canoe from a relative of mine and decided to swim back to the island after rewatching the past episodes and doing a bit of research on gophers in order to seize control of them," Max explained, using air quotes on borrowed.
"I highly doubt you were able to get these creatures under your control," Scarlett doubted. "You obviously had help from someone."
Max griped in annoyance. "If you must know, I encountered that clone from last season and decided to bring him along as he's a very intimidating fellow."
It was then that the second figure landed in the middle of the room. Scarlett widened her eyes and Max yelped and yelled "E-Clone! Do not sneak up on me!"
"Did you have the Ezekiel clone capture me so I would be one of your sidekicks," Scarlett followed up.
"With your super-advanced brain, who'd pass you up?" Max responded, making Scarlett and E-Clone frown at the super villain.
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The scene cut to a drop of water landing in a small puddle, soon followed by two sets of feet that ran through it. The camera zoomed out to show them belonging to Molly and Dave, the two Maggots panting as they ran down the tunnel.
"I'm starting to feel the signs of chemical exposure," Molly moaned. "Fever and nausea."
Seconds later, Dave's arm badge beeped and turned red, earning a surprised look from both teens. "Five minutes left," Dave said. "Let's not die here." Molly's badge changed soon after, but they ignored it as they were in the same predicament.
"I see Dave and Molly!" the voice of Anne Maria called out. The scene zoomed out to show her and Geoff meeting up with the two.
"Anne Maria! Geoff! Nice to have you here," Dave told them. "But where's Scarlett?"
"She got captured by some cave monster," Geoff answered.
"We have to find her!" Molly declared.
"We should leave these dumb packs before they slow us down," Dave added, moving to take the straps off his shoulders.
The sudden crackle and whine of a loudspeaker turning on gave him pause however. "Those packs of pain stay on until I tell you otherwise!" Chris told them. "Or your whole team is disqualified! Dis-qual-i-fied!"
"YOU BETTER NOT LET US US DIE IN HERE!" Anne Maria screamed the moment the message ended.
"Uhh, I'm more of a watcher than a saver," Chris replied. The loudspeaker shut off again, and the four Maggots shared an infuriated look.
"My answer is no!" Scarlett's voice was heard.
"That's Scarlett over there," Geoff said, pointing forward. "Let's roll, dudes." He took off first, and his teammates quickly followed after.
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The scene flashed back to the entrance to the cave that E-Clone, Max, and Scarlett were in as the four remaining Maggots ran in as well.
"Whatever you want to accomplish, I have no interest in assisting you," Scarlett informed Max, a few mutant gophers standing nearby.
"Can one of you get these gophers off of us!" the voice of Scott asked, causing the camera to quick-pan over to him. Though his team's jar of fireflies was still on DJ's head, the shot zoomed out to reveal that he was dangling with his heavy pack in the jaws of a mutant gopher standing on its haunches on a pile of barrels; another outward zoom revealed the rest of his team in a similar state next to him.
"Great. Now our chances of getting that statue is harder," Dave complained.
"So all of you have come for your golden statues?" Max asked everyone around him.
"Of course we did!" Sierra said. "And why not give my team our statue before the Maggots got here?"
"Simple. I take pleasure in making stuff harder for everybody around me, and seeing you hung up by the gophers is delightful," Max explained. "I told you I would get my revenge."
"Is he always this eccentric?" Trent asked the Rats since he didn't know Max prior to his team swap.
"To answer your question, definitely," Sammy nodded. She took the jar off of DJ's head, and the fireflies swarmed around the gophers' faces, forcing them to drop the Rats and their packs.
"This wasn't part of the plan," Max complained as he saw the gophers running around in order to avoid the fireflies.
"I'll go ahead and get the statue for us," DJ assured his teammates. He ran to the throne, and jumped on a passing gopher's back to reach it. Once up there, he took the statue with the green base. "I got it!"
The Maggots gasped in shock as the rest of the Rats got back up. "Rats, head for the mine carts!" Trent commanded, pointing off to where a trio of mine carts sat on a rail.
DJ agreed, only for E-Clone to appear and block his path. DJ yelped in fright, and the clone tackled him, starting a scuffle. The Toxic Rats' statue flew from DJ's hand in the process.
Moments later, a crackling through the air indicated the start of a message over the loudspeaker. "If you can hear this," Chris called out as DJ tried to fend off E-Clone, "congrats! You're not dead yet!" Scarlett was shown paying attention to the speaker, while Dave and Anne Maria ran to their statue and Molly collapsed out of exhaustion. "Wherever you are, immediately discard your bombs. I mean, backpacks, and run!"
The shot cut back to Scott and Sierra, who were in the process of taking off their own packs.
"Bombs?!" Sierra exclaimed, lifting the largest flap to see what looked like several sticks of dynamite and a detonator as Scott very quickly removed his backpack. "That's too far!"
"This is where I must be going!" Max screamed and rushed to the carts in a seemingly speedy manner, much to Scarlett's confusion. The super speeding boy tripped on a rail, but managed to land on the middle cart.
"He stayed here for way too long, and that's something I'll investigate after we're out," Scarlett said to herself and ran to the carts.
Anne Maria and Dave placed their packs on the throne, and Anne Maria snatched up the statue with the red base. "Bada bling, baby!"
"You guys," Geoff weakly called, "me and Molly are feeling wiped out." Dave and Anne Maria turned around, and saw Geoff dragging Molly slowly and weakly as their packs were discarded. Before they could get any closer, a gopher appeared and started squealing at them, frightening both Molly and Geoff.
"Geoff!!" Anne Maria cried out and gave the statue to Dave. "Hold the statue. These gophers are about to get ham fisted!"
"So I go to the carts? Okay," Dave shrugged and made his way to them.
Meanwhile, DJ managed to get the upper hand in his fight with E-Clone, and took off his pack in the process in order to put it on him.
"I have the statue. Let's go!" Sammy told DJ, who carried E-Clone along as Geoff and Molly were being protected by Anne Maria holding the gopher back.
The shot cut to the carts just as Dave reached them. Sammy, Scott, Sierra, and Trent were on the front cart and DJ, E-Clone, Max, and Scarlett were in the middle. Dave was about to get on the back cart, but he heard the sounds of Anne Maria struggling to fend off the gopher.
"I want to avoid toxic at all costs, and I can do so right now, but what about them?" Dave said while watching his endangered team.
"I can't hold on any longer!" Anne Maria grunted in her hold.
"You can do this," Geoff motivated the Jersey shore reject.
"Geoff, if we don't make it out alive," Anne Maria strained harder, "I want to let you know that I lo-"
A clang sound from behind the gopher was heard, and Anne Maria took her hands away from the gopher the moment it fainted from the blow. The camera panned out to show Dave appearing from behind it with their team's statue in hand.
"Dave!" Molly smiled. "You're our hero!"
"I'm not leaving anyone to die today!" Dave confirmed, and then frowned upon seeing the statue break.
The footage went ahead to them arriving at the rear most cart. Dave helped Molly and Geoff onto the cart, Anne Maria already on it. Dave pushed the carts from the side until they started moving forward, then hopped up into the back cart.
Most of those still conscious screamed as the carts rolled down a slope into a tunnel, then down even more into a slightly more open cave. The rails bent upward, and the carts followed them out of sight...
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The shot cut outside to Chef and Chris waiting at what appeared to be a dilapidated mine entrance – a wooden platform and scaffolding that had been outside the elevated shaft had crumbled, and the cart track's end was twisted and bent. Both men were wearing hazmat suits, and Chef was holding the massive tongs normally reserved for elimination ceremonies.
"They're really cutting it close," Chris said.
"Mmm-hmm," Chef replied.
Seconds later, the camera panned up to focus on the entrance, and the trio of mine carts and their screaming passengers flew out into the air, then crashed just past the two adults.
When the resulting cloud of dust began to settle, the camera was focused on Max and E-Clone, the two boys coughing and hacking. The sudden clamping of the tongs around them caused them to stop, and the camera zoomed out to show Chef lifting them out of the rubble as Chris watched. "You two are leaving the island right now before you get more mutated," he said irritably before turning his focus towards the campers, just now groaning and getting to their feet.
Chris walked forward, and picked the green-based statue up off the ground. "And the Rats win! Again!"
The team just cheered weakly.
"All clear?" Chris turned and asked Chef, the hulking man still holding on to Max and E-Clone. Chef nodded, and the host took out a remote control. "EXECUTING OPERATION DOOMSDAY!" Chris shouted, pressing the button on the remote.
An explosion billowed out of the mine entrance, and when the smoke and dust cleared, it had been entirely blocked by rocks. Chris and Chef shared a happy nod.
"This wasn't about the statues!" Dave said, walking over to the two men.
"Sure it was!" Chris told him. "And as an added bonus," he motioned back to the blocked mine entrance, "you just helped me seal off the toxic waste forever! And get the feds off my back. It's win-win," he gave the camera a thumbs-up as Chef walked by behind him, "for me."
"I consider you anarchic," Scarlett told him, the shot zooming out to show the entire cast back on their feet.
"Yeah, I just keep getting better," Chris said. "Maggots, hope you're hungry for marshmallows. But first," Chef walked back up behind him, having traded in his captives for a fire hose, "before there's permanent genetic damage..." He walked away, and with a chuckle, Chef turned on the hose and doused the campers with a spray of water powerful enough to push them off-screen in a matter of seconds.
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The footage skipped ahead to dusk, Molly and Dave standing by the girls' side of the Maggots' cabin. "I really appreciate you saving my life back there," Molly said to the normal guy.
"I couldn't just leave you guys behind," Dave responded. "That would have been selfish and wrong."
"I agree with that," Molly nodded. "Also, I'm sorry for not helping you and Katie when you were frozen. I'm trying to get used to cooperation, but that's no excuse to try and brush it off."
"You did mess up there, but I accept your apology," Dave smiled. "And here's something you can do as gratitude."
Dave whispered in Molly's ear, and the indie chick was surprised. "Really? You want to get eliminated?"
"I got over my fear of germs, and I don't want anything bad to happen after that near-death experience," Dave reasonably said.
"Did you already talk to our team about this?" Molly asked.
"I did," Dave nodded, "and besides, I was the one to break the statue, and nobody else did anything wrong."
"If this is what you want, I guess I can pay you back then," Molly agreed.
"That's all I needed out of you and the team," Dave said back.
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The footage cut ahead to the ceremonial campfire.
"The votes, are in," Chris opened, the camera cutting outward to show him at his podium, Chef with the toxic marshmallow in a smaller pair of tongs, and the five members of the Mutant Maggots sitting nervously in a row. "Who will receive the Marshmallow of Loserdom and leave the game forever?" the host asked idly, the camera zooming in on the radioactive treat in question before panning back to Chris. "Following players are safe." He picked up the first of four normal marshmallows.
"Scarlett, Geoff, Anne Maria, and Molly," he said, tossing bits of white to each person called. "Dave, your time in Germ City has come to an end."
Dave got on his feet and quickly ducked as the toxic marshmallow was tossed overhead, landing with a sizzle off-camera. "Thanks for agreeing to vote for me!"
"You are a valuable asset to the team, but if you want to leave, then who are we to stop you?" Scarlett said.
"You're a total lifesaver man. I won't forget that about you," Geoff held out his hand for a high-five.
Dave returned the gesture. "Make sure to watch out for any more toxic that comes your way."
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The scene flashed to the Dock of Shame, where Dave was already seated in the bucket of the season's catapult. Chris laughed, and asked "Any last words, Germaphobe?"
"One, I'm not scared of them as much anymore, and two, just fling the catapult," Dave replied, and he was soon flung into the sky.
The squeak of wheels caught Chris's attention, and the camera cut to a close-up of the wheels of a large hand truck. The shot zoomed out to reveal E-Clone and Max inside a cage being wheeled down the dock by Chef.
"It's time for the two of you to get off my island," Chris told the two captives.
"Aw, phooey," Max grumbled, and the Ezekiel clone growled angrily.
The footage flashed ahead a little, Max and E-Clone now sitting in the Hurl of Shame.
"I hope I taught you all a lesson," Max spoke up. "Evil always pre-VAAAIIIILLLLLLSSSS!" he shouted while he and E-Clone got shot into the sky.
The series's capstone theme began to play. "Join us next time," Chris said as he turned to the camera, "for more danger, treachery, and radical misadventures on Total! Drama! Rrrrevenge, of the Island!"
(Roll the Credits)
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"Where's Anne Maria?" Geoff wondered once he saw no sight of her.
He got his answer when Anne Maria resurfaced, Scarlett apparently on top of her head. "Do I look like a lifeboat?!" the jersey girl grunted and threw Scarlett off of her.
"We had no idea where we'd land. It's not our fault," Geoff said.
"And besides, we're separated from Dave and Molly," Scarlett replied. "Finding them will be beneficial if we want to make it out of here alive." As she spoke, a pair of glowing eyes figure appeared in the background, crawling down the rock.
"I do not want to die, and I definitely don't want anyone else to," Anne Maria said.
"My point exactly," Scarlett stated… just before the shadowy figure tackled her underwater.
"Scarlett!" Geoff shouted in worry. "Anne Maria, she's gone! What do we do?"
"Get out of this before we get dragged down," Anne Maria responded before they swam to shore.
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The scene flashed to the wrecked mine cart still on dry land, which had crashed against a thick and massive stalagmite. The camera panned to the left onto the fallen bodies of Molly and Dave. The germaphobe got to his feet with an active flashlight still in his hands and groaned as he looked around.
He immediately spotted the indie girl nearby and gasped. "Molly!" he exclaimed, running over to her. "Get up!" he added, tapping Molly on the side of the head with the flashlight and groaning when he didn't get a response.
With a swift cry of "Wake up already!" he kicked the girl on her side, who immediately groaned in pain and got to her feet.
"Dave…" Molly mumbled and frowned. "Did you just kick me?"
"I had to get you up somehow," Dave admitted.
"I can see that," Molly agreed.
"Now come on," Dave said, Molly's eyes widening as he unknowingly rose about a foot into the air. "We have to find the others and the statue!" It was then that he noticed his sudden height change, and along with Molly, he looked at his feet.
The camera zoomed out a step, revealing that Dave was now standing on the head of a giant hairless gopher that had just popped out of the ground. They screamed and ran away in fear as the gopher rose up even more and roared at them.
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The camera cut back to Trent and Scott running as their mutant gopher continued chasing them down a tunnel. Just then, Trent tripped on one of the planks laid out for mining cart tracks, and tumbled over Scott, sending them both to the floor.
The gopher caught up to them, much to their fright, and began sniffing at them. It recoiled with a whimper afterwards.
"Why is it doing that?" Trent asked as he and Scott got off the floor.
Scott looked at the gopher. "Their eyes are glued shut, so it had to follow us by smell."
"I took a shower this morning," Trent reminded the devious.
Scott lifted his right armpit and sniffed it. "I never do that, so my armpits are pretty skunky."
"Gross," Trent grimaced.
The gopher went back to squealing at the two Rats, and while Trent took a step back, Scott didn't do the same.
"You don't like the smell of my armpits?" Scott smirked at the gopher and took a step forward. "Too bad, because it's never going away!" He raised his arms, and moved towards the gopher, who scurried away in a second.
"Having a clean stench is important," Trent said as he stepped up beside him, "but since it saved us, I'll ignore it this time." He patted him on the back, to which Scott grinned back at.
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The camera panned across another cave, from an entrance tunnel on the right, past a large pile of toxic waste barrels, and on to Scarlett lying on the ground with a small puddle of water near her face, next to some steps carved into a higher level of stone.
She coughed up a bit of water then looked up. "Where am I?" she asked.
The shot rather ominously panned up to a familiar figure sitting on what looked like a cobbled-together set of bunk beds atop the plateau. A few mutant gophers were on the platform with him, but a couple more started to surround Scarlett.
"I will have no problem harming you myself if you do not back off!" Scarlett threatened the gophers, and one of them got hit by a familiar shoe.
"Step away from her, gophers!" the figure said, stepping out to reveal himself as Max.
"Max!!! What are you doing here?" Scarlett flabbergasted.
Max put his shoe back on and focused on the brainiac. "I have come to enact my revenge on you fools!"
All Scarlett could do was roll her eyes and facepalm.
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A flash took the scene back to DJ, Sierra, and Sammy running through the mine. "What's taking them so long to catch up?" Sierra asked.
Sammy looked around the shaft. "We probably should've marked where we came from. I think we might be lost from them!"
They were interrupted by the gopher that Scott scared off scampering past them.
"There you guys are!" Trent's voice called, and the three Rats looked in the direction the voice came from.
Scott and Trent then appeared on the scene. "We were almost killed by that gopher, but luckily, my armpits saved the day!" Scott boasted.
"Your armpits?" DJ muttered confused.
"He doesn't shower very often," Trent answered.
"Disgusting," Sammy winced. "Anywho, we should get going since we're reunited!"
Suddenly, five pairs of mutant gopher hands shot up out of the ground under the Rats, grabbing them by their ankles. "Unless they do that," Sammy sighed just before the gophers pulled them screaming into the earth.
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"Why did you bring me here, and how were you able to return after your departure?!" Scarlett asked as the scene cut back to her and Max.
"I "borrowed" a canoe from a relative of mine and decided to swim back to the island after rewatching the past episodes and doing a bit of research on gophers in order to seize control of them," Max explained, using air quotes on borrowed.
"I highly doubt you were able to get these creatures under your control," Scarlett doubted. "You obviously had help from someone."
Max griped in annoyance. "If you must know, I encountered that clone from last season and decided to bring him along as he's a very intimidating fellow."
It was then that the second figure landed in the middle of the room. Scarlett widened her eyes and Max yelped and yelled "E-Clone! Do not sneak up on me!"
"Did you have the Ezekiel clone capture me so I would be one of your sidekicks," Scarlett followed up.
"With your super-advanced brain, who'd pass you up?" Max responded, making Scarlett and E-Clone frown at the super villain.
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The scene cut to a drop of water landing in a small puddle, soon followed by two sets of feet that ran through it. The camera zoomed out to show them belonging to Molly and Dave, the two Maggots panting as they ran down the tunnel.
"I'm starting to feel the signs of chemical exposure," Molly moaned. "Fever and nausea."
Seconds later, Dave's arm badge beeped and turned red, earning a surprised look from both teens. "Five minutes left," Dave said. "Let's not die here." Molly's badge changed soon after, but they ignored it as they were in the same predicament.
"I see Dave and Molly!" the voice of Anne Maria called out. The scene zoomed out to show her and Geoff meeting up with the two.
"Anne Maria! Geoff! Nice to have you here," Dave told them. "But where's Scarlett?"
"She got captured by some cave monster," Geoff answered.
"We have to find her!" Molly declared.
"We should leave these dumb packs before they slow us down," Dave added, moving to take the straps off his shoulders.
The sudden crackle and whine of a loudspeaker turning on gave him pause however. "Those packs of pain stay on until I tell you otherwise!" Chris told them. "Or your whole team is disqualified! Dis-qual-i-fied!"
"YOU BETTER NOT LET US US DIE IN HERE!" Anne Maria screamed the moment the message ended.
"Uhh, I'm more of a watcher than a saver," Chris replied. The loudspeaker shut off again, and the four Maggots shared an infuriated look.
"My answer is no!" Scarlett's voice was heard.
"That's Scarlett over there," Geoff said, pointing forward. "Let's roll, dudes." He took off first, and his teammates quickly followed after.
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The scene flashed back to the entrance to the cave that E-Clone, Max, and Scarlett were in as the four remaining Maggots ran in as well.
"Whatever you want to accomplish, I have no interest in assisting you," Scarlett informed Max, a few mutant gophers standing nearby.
"Can one of you get these gophers off of us!" the voice of Scott asked, causing the camera to quick-pan over to him. Though his team's jar of fireflies was still on DJ's head, the shot zoomed out to reveal that he was dangling with his heavy pack in the jaws of a mutant gopher standing on its haunches on a pile of barrels; another outward zoom revealed the rest of his team in a similar state next to him.
"Great. Now our chances of getting that statue is harder," Dave complained.
"So all of you have come for your golden statues?" Max asked everyone around him.
"Of course we did!" Sierra said. "And why not give my team our statue before the Maggots got here?"
"Simple. I take pleasure in making stuff harder for everybody around me, and seeing you hung up by the gophers is delightful," Max explained. "I told you I would get my revenge."
"Is he always this eccentric?" Trent asked the Rats since he didn't know Max prior to his team swap.
"To answer your question, definitely," Sammy nodded. She took the jar off of DJ's head, and the fireflies swarmed around the gophers' faces, forcing them to drop the Rats and their packs.
"This wasn't part of the plan," Max complained as he saw the gophers running around in order to avoid the fireflies.
"I'll go ahead and get the statue for us," DJ assured his teammates. He ran to the throne, and jumped on a passing gopher's back to reach it. Once up there, he took the statue with the green base. "I got it!"
The Maggots gasped in shock as the rest of the Rats got back up. "Rats, head for the mine carts!" Trent commanded, pointing off to where a trio of mine carts sat on a rail.
DJ agreed, only for E-Clone to appear and block his path. DJ yelped in fright, and the clone tackled him, starting a scuffle. The Toxic Rats' statue flew from DJ's hand in the process.
Moments later, a crackling through the air indicated the start of a message over the loudspeaker. "If you can hear this," Chris called out as DJ tried to fend off E-Clone, "congrats! You're not dead yet!" Scarlett was shown paying attention to the speaker, while Dave and Anne Maria ran to their statue and Molly collapsed out of exhaustion. "Wherever you are, immediately discard your bombs. I mean, backpacks, and run!"
The shot cut back to Scott and Sierra, who were in the process of taking off their own packs.
"Bombs?!" Sierra exclaimed, lifting the largest flap to see what looked like several sticks of dynamite and a detonator as Scott very quickly removed his backpack. "That's too far!"
"This is where I must be going!" Max screamed and rushed to the carts in a seemingly speedy manner, much to Scarlett's confusion. The super speeding boy tripped on a rail, but managed to land on the middle cart.
"He stayed here for way too long, and that's something I'll investigate after we're out," Scarlett said to herself and ran to the carts.
Anne Maria and Dave placed their packs on the throne, and Anne Maria snatched up the statue with the red base. "Bada bling, baby!"
"You guys," Geoff weakly called, "me and Molly are feeling wiped out." Dave and Anne Maria turned around, and saw Geoff dragging Molly slowly and weakly as their packs were discarded. Before they could get any closer, a gopher appeared and started squealing at them, frightening both Molly and Geoff.
"Geoff!!" Anne Maria cried out and gave the statue to Dave. "Hold the statue. These gophers are about to get ham fisted!"
"So I go to the carts? Okay," Dave shrugged and made his way to them.
Meanwhile, DJ managed to get the upper hand in his fight with E-Clone, and took off his pack in the process in order to put it on him.
"I have the statue. Let's go!" Sammy told DJ, who carried E-Clone along as Geoff and Molly were being protected by Anne Maria holding the gopher back.
The shot cut to the carts just as Dave reached them. Sammy, Scott, Sierra, and Trent were on the front cart and DJ, E-Clone, Max, and Scarlett were in the middle. Dave was about to get on the back cart, but he heard the sounds of Anne Maria struggling to fend off the gopher.
"I want to avoid toxic at all costs, and I can do so right now, but what about them?" Dave said while watching his endangered team.
"I can't hold on any longer!" Anne Maria grunted in her hold.
"You can do this," Geoff motivated the Jersey shore reject.
"Geoff, if we don't make it out alive," Anne Maria strained harder, "I want to let you know that I lo-"
A clang sound from behind the gopher was heard, and Anne Maria took her hands away from the gopher the moment it fainted from the blow. The camera panned out to show Dave appearing from behind it with their team's statue in hand.
"Dave!" Molly smiled. "You're our hero!"
"I'm not leaving anyone to die today!" Dave confirmed, and then frowned upon seeing the statue break.
The footage went ahead to them arriving at the rear most cart. Dave helped Molly and Geoff onto the cart, Anne Maria already on it. Dave pushed the carts from the side until they started moving forward, then hopped up into the back cart.
Most of those still conscious screamed as the carts rolled down a slope into a tunnel, then down even more into a slightly more open cave. The rails bent upward, and the carts followed them out of sight...
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The shot cut outside to Chef and Chris waiting at what appeared to be a dilapidated mine entrance – a wooden platform and scaffolding that had been outside the elevated shaft had crumbled, and the cart track's end was twisted and bent. Both men were wearing hazmat suits, and Chef was holding the massive tongs normally reserved for elimination ceremonies.
"They're really cutting it close," Chris said.
"Mmm-hmm," Chef replied.
Seconds later, the camera panned up to focus on the entrance, and the trio of mine carts and their screaming passengers flew out into the air, then crashed just past the two adults.
When the resulting cloud of dust began to settle, the camera was focused on Max and E-Clone, the two boys coughing and hacking. The sudden clamping of the tongs around them caused them to stop, and the camera zoomed out to show Chef lifting them out of the rubble as Chris watched. "You two are leaving the island right now before you get more mutated," he said irritably before turning his focus towards the campers, just now groaning and getting to their feet.
Chris walked forward, and picked the green-based statue up off the ground. "And the Rats win! Again!"
The team just cheered weakly.
"All clear?" Chris turned and asked Chef, the hulking man still holding on to Max and E-Clone. Chef nodded, and the host took out a remote control. "EXECUTING OPERATION DOOMSDAY!" Chris shouted, pressing the button on the remote.
An explosion billowed out of the mine entrance, and when the smoke and dust cleared, it had been entirely blocked by rocks. Chris and Chef shared a happy nod.
"This wasn't about the statues!" Dave said, walking over to the two men.
"Sure it was!" Chris told him. "And as an added bonus," he motioned back to the blocked mine entrance, "you just helped me seal off the toxic waste forever! And get the feds off my back. It's win-win," he gave the camera a thumbs-up as Chef walked by behind him, "for me."
"I consider you anarchic," Scarlett told him, the shot zooming out to show the entire cast back on their feet.
"Yeah, I just keep getting better," Chris said. "Maggots, hope you're hungry for marshmallows. But first," Chef walked back up behind him, having traded in his captives for a fire hose, "before there's permanent genetic damage..." He walked away, and with a chuckle, Chef turned on the hose and doused the campers with a spray of water powerful enough to push them off-screen in a matter of seconds.
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The footage skipped ahead to dusk, Molly and Dave standing by the girls' side of the Maggots' cabin. "I really appreciate you saving my life back there," Molly said to the normal guy.
"I couldn't just leave you guys behind," Dave responded. "That would have been selfish and wrong."
"I agree with that," Molly nodded. "Also, I'm sorry for not helping you and Katie when you were frozen. I'm trying to get used to cooperation, but that's no excuse to try and brush it off."
"You did mess up there, but I accept your apology," Dave smiled. "And here's something you can do as gratitude."
Dave whispered in Molly's ear, and the indie chick was surprised. "Really? You want to get eliminated?"
"I got over my fear of germs, and I don't want anything bad to happen after that near-death experience," Dave reasonably said.
"Did you already talk to our team about this?" Molly asked.
"I did," Dave nodded, "and besides, I was the one to break the statue, and nobody else did anything wrong."
"If this is what you want, I guess I can pay you back then," Molly agreed.
"That's all I needed out of you and the team," Dave said back.
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The footage cut ahead to the ceremonial campfire.
"The votes, are in," Chris opened, the camera cutting outward to show him at his podium, Chef with the toxic marshmallow in a smaller pair of tongs, and the five members of the Mutant Maggots sitting nervously in a row. "Who will receive the Marshmallow of Loserdom and leave the game forever?" the host asked idly, the camera zooming in on the radioactive treat in question before panning back to Chris. "Following players are safe." He picked up the first of four normal marshmallows.
"Scarlett, Geoff, Anne Maria, and Molly," he said, tossing bits of white to each person called. "Dave, your time in Germ City has come to an end."
Dave got on his feet and quickly ducked as the toxic marshmallow was tossed overhead, landing with a sizzle off-camera. "Thanks for agreeing to vote for me!"
"You are a valuable asset to the team, but if you want to leave, then who are we to stop you?" Scarlett said.
"You're a total lifesaver man. I won't forget that about you," Geoff held out his hand for a high-five.
Dave returned the gesture. "Make sure to watch out for any more toxic that comes your way."
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The scene flashed to the Dock of Shame, where Dave was already seated in the bucket of the season's catapult. Chris laughed, and asked "Any last words, Germaphobe?"
"One, I'm not scared of them as much anymore, and two, just fling the catapult," Dave replied, and he was soon flung into the sky.
The squeak of wheels caught Chris's attention, and the camera cut to a close-up of the wheels of a large hand truck. The shot zoomed out to reveal E-Clone and Max inside a cage being wheeled down the dock by Chef.
"It's time for the two of you to get off my island," Chris told the two captives.
"Aw, phooey," Max grumbled, and the Ezekiel clone growled angrily.
The footage flashed ahead a little, Max and E-Clone now sitting in the Hurl of Shame.
"I hope I taught you all a lesson," Max spoke up. "Evil always pre-VAAAIIIILLLLLLSSSS!" he shouted while he and E-Clone got shot into the sky.
The series's capstone theme began to play. "Join us next time," Chris said as he turned to the camera, "for more danger, treachery, and radical misadventures on Total! Drama! Rrrrevenge, of the Island!"
(Roll the Credits)
2023.06.08 12:46 xtremexavier15 TSROTI 7 (pt 1)
Toxic Rats: DJ, Scott, Trent, Sammy, Sierra
Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Molly, Scarlett, Dave, Geoff
Episode 07: A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste
"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!" the unseen host opened on a stock shot of the island before the recap montage began. "We saw how clueless our players are when it comes to fashion," he said over a clip of the Maggots' disastrous attempt to bring a self-dressed Sasquatchanakwa out on to the runway. "And how useless they are when it comes to rescues!" he added over the Maggots getting knocked off the scaffolding by barrels thrown by Sasquatchanakwa and Sammy's ultimately failed attempt to seduce him.
"In the end, Katie got the toss-a-roo," Katie got tossed away by Sasquatchanakwa, and then was escorted away by Chef, "and DJ and Geoff got tossed onto opposite teams," Chris added over clips of the two boys volunteering, then high fiving each other as they walked over to their new teams.
The footage was cut to Chris sitting in a deck chair on the Dock of Shame as his toenails were being filed. "You call that buffing?" Chris asked, who was angry at the overweight intern filing his toenails. "I want to see my ruggedly handsome face in every toenail." The intern filed faster. "Who will thrive, and who won't survive?" Chris asked the camera, but a sudden strong wind and the sound of a rotor signaled the arrival of a helicopter.
"This is the Department of Environmental Protection!" a voice called out, the camera zooming out to show a RCMP helicopter hovering a few feet away from the host. "You're busted, McLean!"
"Aww, man!" Chris griped. "Meddling tree-huggers..." With a scowl on his face, he reached into his pocket, and pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Launch Operation Doomsday!" he ordered. "Repeat, Operation Doomsday! Over!" A short hiss of static ended the message, and he turned a smile to the camera. "What is Operation Doomsday, you ask? Find out right here, right now, on Total! Drama! Revenge, of the Island!" As the shot cut outward as usual, another pair of RCMP helicopters swooped down to join the first over the dock.
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The scene opened up to show the Maggot cabin, where Dave was inside cleaning. He was currently setting up his bed and had just positioned his pillow.
"And with that, the cabin is clean and free of filth," Dave sighed happily.
Geoff then came running and breathing inside, unknowingly getting streaks on the floor.
"I just cleaned that!" Dave said with a bit of anger in his voice.
Geoff noticed his frustration. "Sorry 'bout that, man. I did just swap over to this team, so I don't know how much of a neat freak you are."
"It's okay," Dave forgave his new teammate. "Most of the jocks in my school come out messy after a football game, and I hate seeing muddy footprints and dirt all over the ground."
"You would not want to meet my team then," Geoff looked back. "We come off looking sweaty and we have to shower for ten minutes just to get the stink off."
Dave shuddered at the thought. "Let's stop talking about it. The thought of a muddy floor makes me nervous."
Confessional: DJ
"Being on a new team ain't gonna be a problem for me," DJ expressed his thoughts in the confessional. "I'm still lingering on from Katie's elimination. She tells me that she likes me, and I never get to tell her that I like her back." He let out a sigh of sadness. "I hope we get to meet after the show's all over."
Confessional Ends
The scene cut outside the Rats' cabin as a helicopter flew by overhead. The shot panned down to Geoff as he passed by the helicopter, then the camera showed Molly listening to another indie song on her mp3 player.
"You seemed to really like your mp3 player," Geoff chuckled a bit.
"I can't help it," Molly paused her song. "Indie songs don't normally play on the radio. Mostly pop and rock."
"I can see where you're coming from," Geoff sensed. "You like to drift away from the mainstream and focus on your own interests."
"I like other kinds of things like fashion trends and partying, but what I like is less out there," Molly answered. "I like to do things by myself. Being indie doesn't blend in well with other people."
Geoff sat down next to her. "Maybe no one will get invested by what you like to do, but there's someone who I know will."
"Who could that be?" Molly asked the party guy, not getting what she's saying.
Geoff picked up an earbud and put it in his ear. "They're right next to you."
Molly realized what was happening and put on the other earbud. "In that case, let me start the next song. It's really beachy."
This got a laugh out of both of them.
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"Alright, let's just get our so-called breakfast over with!" Molly said as she and Geoff walked into the hall, the cast standing around looking confused.
"We can't," Dave replied. "Chef's not here, and neither is breakfast!"
"I suppose we will just have to hunt for our food, in a figure of speech," Scarlett requested before everyone began searching.
The perspective changed to show the inside of a refrigerator as Trent opened the door and looked inside. "There's no food in the fridge," he called out after looking over the bare shelves.
"Nothing in the cupboards, either!" Sammy added after opening a cupboard door.
"We should check in the walk-in freezer!" Chef suggested through a small open window, quickly hurrying away as the camera zoomed out to reveal Dave standing nearby.
"The freezer could work!" Dave thought out. He hurried across the room and threw open the freezer door, stepping inside as a cold mist poured out. "I can see meat inside," he called out and ran inside.
The others promptly ran in to join him...and a shutter door slid down behind them. They gasped, and the camera cut outside to show a truck driven by Chef starting up and moving away from a hole in the side of the mess hall.
"Challenge time, suckas!" Chef cackled, sliding open a small view slot and grinning at the camera and campers inside the cargo hold.
"This is so not cool!" Geoff complained, grabbing hold of a swinging piece of meat as most of the others tried to keep their balance in the moving vehicle.
"Where are you taking us?" Sierra asked Chef.
"You'll see," Chef answered with a devilish smile and snicker, sliding the viewing slot shut...and jamming his finger in the process, causing him to yelp in pain.
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A flash took the scene to what appeared to be the entrance of a mineshaft. On a ledge to the right was a bulldozer and some other pieces of machinery, while to the left was not only a pile of toxic waste barrels, but also a widescreen television showing what seemed like a live feed of the host. The Chef-driven truck backed up to the entrance and with a grin the driver pushed a button that caused the hold to lift, dumping the campers out onto the dirt.
"Good. You're here. Finally," Chris said, giving them a quick look of annoyance before shifting into his typical smile. "Today's challenge is to find a Golden Chris statue in your team color," he raised his left hand and a statuette with a green base appeared with a flash and a chime, then did the same with a red-based statuette on his right, "hidden somewhere in this old abandoned mine." He motioned to the mine entrance, and the two statuettes disappeared with another flash. "First team back, wins!"
"That seems easy enough," Molly told her team confidently. "We got this, team."
"Before we go," Scarlett said, "we will need some supplies-"
She was cut off when a heavy orange backpack was tossed on her, forcefully knocking her to the ground. Everybody looked towards the truck with the others, the shot cutting over to show Chef – now in his hazmat suit – tossing the backpacks out of the back of the truck.
"Don't worry," Chris told them. "There are enough packs for everyone."
The shot cut outward just as Scott was tossed his, revealing that all the others had received packs as well. Most were lifting them with little trouble, though Dave was struggling and Scarlett was still lying on the ground.
"What'd you put in them? Rocks?" Geoff griped, reaching to open the pack's main flap.
"Up-up-up-up-up, no peeking!" Chris admonished. "Those 50 lb bags are purely for your torment," he explained, "and my amusement. Enjoy."
Scarlett was shown rooting through a side pocket and pulled out a small metal armband with a bright green triangular patch on front. "Chemical badges?" the quiet brainiac asked in concern. "Why do we need to measure our exposure to toxic waste?"
"No reason," Chris said with an impish shrug. "Except that I rented the mine out to store hazardous material." The campers all gasped.
"What?!" Trent asked in utter shock. "That is really dangerous and a hazard to our lives!"
Chris continued to be smug. "Which is why I'm in a studio right now!" Both teams immediately protested. "Relax," the devilish host told them, "it's perfectly safe. For thirty minutes," he clarified as an inset of a timer reading 30:00 appeared on the screen next to him. "When your badge turns orange," he pointed at the inset as it showed the green triangle that was on the armbands turning orange, "you have fifteen minutes left. Red is your five minute warning," the triangle turned red, "and, if you see a skull and crossbones," the entire triangle was replaced by a flashing skull and crossbones, "we'll dedicate this episode to you! But no way is it gonna come to that. A mysterious person has been down there for more than forty minutes," he said as the entire on-screen inset disappeared, "and I think they're gonna be fine!...ish..."
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The shot went to the inside of the cave. It was pitch dark at first, but soon someone lit a candle to brighten the room. Their arm was silhouetted and dark, hiding the true identity of the one holding the candle.
All that could be heard was a villainous, but over exaggerated laugh.
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"Now move it, peeps!" Chris told the cast, the camera cutting back outward to show them all standing with their packs.
"Can you at least give us a hint about where to find the statues?" Sammy asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Funny story," Chris said with an impish smile and sideways glance. "The statues have gone missing! Someone, or something down there must've taken them."
"Is it well lit down there?" DJ asked nervously.
"It’s a mine, bro" Chris answered, his smile almost mocking. "Pitch black all the way. There are flashlights and fireflies inside," he added, "first come, first serve. Anywho, time's a-wasting, and so are your healthy blood cells. So go!"
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The scene cut inside the mine entrance as the Rats ran in with Sierra in the lead.
"We're in the lead!" she cheered, stopping right before a small elevator with an open front. "EEEHHH!" Her words echoed as her team joined her, and the five sent worried looks up just as the mine began to rumble and rocks fell down from the ceiling, burying them under.
The Maggots ran past them. "Thank you for allowing us to have the lead!" Scarlett said as Sierra and her teammates poked their heads out of the rubble.
"Nice going, Uber-Girl," Scott sneered at her.
The Maggot team entered the elevator, Scarlett closing the short gate as soon as she could.
"We've got the flashlights!" Dave said, picking up a pair of the devices from the elevator floor. An ominous creaking cut off any possible celebration, however, and moments later a cable snapped, dropping the elevator down its shaft. All five of the Maggots screamed.
They landed with a resounding crash, and the scene cut down to the total darkness at the bottom of the shaft. A few pained groans rose up, followed by Geoff saying "Is everyone okay?"
"I think so," Dave replied first.
"I'm fine," Anne Maria said next.
"The flashlights!" Scarlett exclaimed, Molky turning one on and revealing the broken elevator and scores of waste barrels scattered around the five fallen teens.
"Looks like a tunnel there," Molly said, the camera panning left to show both a normal mineshaft and a more natural-looking tunnel next to it. "Do we take it?"
She was answered by a high-pitched squealing that echoed through the tunnels and caves, lasting long enough for all five Maggots to look around in terror.
"Looks good to me!" Geoff answered, getting up and making a dash towards the more natural-looking tunnel. His teammates followed shortly after him.
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The squeal faded away as the scene cut back to the top of the elevator shaft, where the five Rats had managed to get themselves free of the rubble.
"That elevator is not coming back up," Trent commented, looking down the shaft.
"We could just call it a day here," Scott impishly said.
"Or we could just shimmy down the line," DJ suggested.
"Are you sure that would work?" Sammy asked.
Trent bent down and picked up the firefly jar. "I'll go ahead and light the way," he told his team. "Then all of you can follow after me."
"That's a good idea," Sierra gave a thumbs-up.
"Here I go," Trent said in a confident tone, holding the cable with his left hand and the firefly jar under his right arm. He cried as he jumped into the shaft and slid down that cable, his declaration quickly turned into a pained shout.
The rest of the Rats shared a nervous look. "Hopefully he didn't burn his nuts," Scott said before the sound of a crash made the four of them wince.
"You can think again," Trent echoed up weakly through the shaft, causing his teammates to share another wary look.
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A flash took the scene back down to the bottom of the shaft, Trent now lying on top of the broken elevator with his hands covering his groin. The rest of the Rats slid down above him, then hopped off to Trent's side.
"Are you alright?" Sammy asked, bending over her friend and offering him a hand.
"I'll get better," Trent said pitifully, taking her hand and allowing himself to be pulled to his feet.
"Where did the fireflies go?" Scott followed up.
"Over there," Sierra answered. The camera panned down and zoomed in on the upturned jar, then zoomed out as DJ picked it up.
"Looks like we all made it here in one piece," DJ said.
"We sure did," Sierra said as the shot quick-panned over to her standing near one of the tunnels. "We need to get going so the other team doesn't win."
"You, Sammy, and DJ can go on ahead. I'll stay back to help Trent on his feet," Scott said.
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The Maggots were huffing and panting as the scene cut back to them entering a slightly wider portion of the tunnels. Scarlett and Molly were in front with the flashlights, Dave and Anne Maria were right behind them, and Geoff brought up the rear.
The camera zoomed in on Scarlett and Molly, who were inspecting another pair of tunnels – a normal-looking mineshaft on the left, and a jagged-edged hole on the right.
"Why are we stopping?" Dave protested.
"We hit a fork in the road," Scarlett said.
"So we have to choose between two death traps," Molly deadpanned.
"The tunnels are different," Scarlett explained. "The left one has minecart tracks and looks to be another shaft, and the right one looks like it was carved by a humongous object."
"So this mine's home to a lot of mutants?" Anne Maria finished.
"Why did we stop if we simply could've gone left?" Geoff asked.
"I don't trust rollercoasters," Molly answered. "You never know if they will fall apart."
"This path is better than the other one, so let's just roll with it," Dave concluded before they went to the shaft.
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"Get back into this jar, fireflies!" Sierra ordered from the group of fireflies flying away while she was holding the jar of fireflies.
"DJ, chase the fireflies back to us so Sierra can catch them," Sammy told the gentle giant.
DJ nodded and dashed ahead. He immediately howled as the fireflies swarmed around his head, and when he returned back to the girls, Sierra slammed the jar on his head, trapping the fireflies but having them fly around the top of his head.
"This should be a good light source," Sammy smiled, much to DJ's indifference.
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A flash took the focus to a pair of minecarts linked together on a downward slope as the beam of a flashlight approached.
"Yes! These carts will speed us up!" Geoff said excitedly as he led the rest of the Rats to the carts. "This'll be like riding a rollercoaster."
"This seems a lot like a death trap," Molly responded.
"This whole place is a death trap," Dave countered. "What we need is speed, so we can find our statue, get out of here, and not worry about being intoxicated."
Just then Anne Maria's badge turned from green to orange, earning a gasp from her and the others. "Anne Maria's badge is orange!" Scarlett exclaimed.
"Oh my gosh. I only have like fifteen seconds to live or somethin'!" Anne Maria cried out.
"We all have fifteen minutes. We'll be alright, Anne," Geoff comforted her.
"Oh well, that ain't so bad," Anne Maria said before filing her nails.
The shot focused in on Scarlett as her badge suddenly turned orange as well. "Everyone get in," she said before running over and diving headfirst into the back cart.
"Shotgun!" Dave called out as he hopped in the front cart with Molly.
"Looks like we're in the back," Anne Maria said happily to Geoff.
"Then let's move out!" Geoff said, grabbing her arms and pulling her to the carts. The shot cut to a close-up of the front wheel as Molly reached down and pulled away a rock that was holding them in place.
"My first time riding the rails, and I'm always unenthusiastic," Molly said.
The camera pulled back out to show all five Rats in their chosen cart, and Dave pulled a lever that made the carts start moving downhill. The Rats cheered as they rolled off-screen, but Dave quickly added "Wrong lever!" with a hint of terror in his voice.
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"Thanks for staying back for me," Trent said as the scene moved to him and Scott in complete darkness, only their eyes visible. "Also, could you get your knee off my back?"
"Leaving someone to die is something I'm not into," Scott replied. "And my knee isn't on your back."
"Then...what is-? Oh! It's a flashlight," Trent clicked the device, and suddenly the two teens were visible... as well as a group of giant hairless - and presumably mutated - gophers standing on their hindlegs and screeching menacingly at them.
Scott and Trent clung to each other and screamed.
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"It's great to be on this team with you guys, but if we lose, I don't mind if you vote me off," DJ told Sammy and Sierra. "We all have to go sometime."
Sammy looked taken aback by the statement. "I won't vote you off. That'd be unfair to you since you swapped teams last episode."
"And besides, we need someone that can lift a truck, and you fill the role already," Sierra said with a smile, and the three continued on with a decent amount of comfort for a few seconds more...before the badge on Sammy's arm beeped and turned orange.
DJ gasped. "Your badge! It's orange!" the brickhouse said. "You've only got fifteen minutes to live!"
Two more beeps drew their attention to DJ and Sierra's badges as they changed as well. "You do too!" Sammy cried out in panic.
"This can't be happening!" Sierra declared, dropping to her knees with an anguished look on her face. "I've never visited Paris, or gotten married legally!"
Sammy and DJ both blinked. "Uhh, what was that?" the former asked.
"I became an ordained minister on the internet, and I thought someone was into me as much as I was into them," Sierra giggled.
"We have to hurry!" Sammy said, and the three took off.
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"Okay guys," Molly told her teammates as the scene cut back to them rolling down the slope and the camera zooming in on the pair in the front cart, "just keep your eyes open for that statue. It has to be around here somewhere."
"I think we have a problem," Dave tapped the indie chick on the shoulder and she perked up and looked back. The shot cut outward to show that the two carts were now on different tracks, with her and Dave in the foreground and Geoff, Scarlett, and Anne Maria in the back.
"How did that even happen?!" Scarlett exclaimed in disbelief.
The two carts exited from the tunnel into a much more open cave, with the former front cart's track curving downward while the other track sloped upward. Dave and Molly screamed as their cart dipped off-screen and promptly crashed, kicking up a bit of dust and causing the camera to shake.
The shot cut to Anne Maria, Scarlett, and Geoff as horror dawned on their faces as they looked ahead. "The track is broken!" Anne Maria cried out, the perspective moving to the front of the cart to reveal the mangled piece of track they were approaching.
"Everybody brace yourselves!" Geoff screamed, the camera moving back to a distant side-view as the second cart launched off the track, and fell straight down with its passengers screaming all the way. They quickly passed the rocky ledge where Molly and Dave lay seemingly unconscious, and landed with a splash far below.
The scene receded into a set of monitors, the leftmost one showing only static while the middle showed Sammy, Sierra, and DJ walking through the mine and the rightmost one showed an underground lake.
"Looks like our players are doomed," Chris said, the camera zooming out to reveal him and Chef standing in a control room of sorts. "Will any of them survive? I have my doubts," the host laughed. "But find out for sure when we return with more, Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!"
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(Commercial Break)
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Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Molly, Scarlett, Dave, Geoff
Episode 07: A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste
"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!" the unseen host opened on a stock shot of the island before the recap montage began. "We saw how clueless our players are when it comes to fashion," he said over a clip of the Maggots' disastrous attempt to bring a self-dressed Sasquatchanakwa out on to the runway. "And how useless they are when it comes to rescues!" he added over the Maggots getting knocked off the scaffolding by barrels thrown by Sasquatchanakwa and Sammy's ultimately failed attempt to seduce him.
"In the end, Katie got the toss-a-roo," Katie got tossed away by Sasquatchanakwa, and then was escorted away by Chef, "and DJ and Geoff got tossed onto opposite teams," Chris added over clips of the two boys volunteering, then high fiving each other as they walked over to their new teams.
The footage was cut to Chris sitting in a deck chair on the Dock of Shame as his toenails were being filed. "You call that buffing?" Chris asked, who was angry at the overweight intern filing his toenails. "I want to see my ruggedly handsome face in every toenail." The intern filed faster. "Who will thrive, and who won't survive?" Chris asked the camera, but a sudden strong wind and the sound of a rotor signaled the arrival of a helicopter.
"This is the Department of Environmental Protection!" a voice called out, the camera zooming out to show a RCMP helicopter hovering a few feet away from the host. "You're busted, McLean!"
"Aww, man!" Chris griped. "Meddling tree-huggers..." With a scowl on his face, he reached into his pocket, and pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Launch Operation Doomsday!" he ordered. "Repeat, Operation Doomsday! Over!" A short hiss of static ended the message, and he turned a smile to the camera. "What is Operation Doomsday, you ask? Find out right here, right now, on Total! Drama! Revenge, of the Island!" As the shot cut outward as usual, another pair of RCMP helicopters swooped down to join the first over the dock.
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The scene opened up to show the Maggot cabin, where Dave was inside cleaning. He was currently setting up his bed and had just positioned his pillow.
"And with that, the cabin is clean and free of filth," Dave sighed happily.
Geoff then came running and breathing inside, unknowingly getting streaks on the floor.
"I just cleaned that!" Dave said with a bit of anger in his voice.
Geoff noticed his frustration. "Sorry 'bout that, man. I did just swap over to this team, so I don't know how much of a neat freak you are."
"It's okay," Dave forgave his new teammate. "Most of the jocks in my school come out messy after a football game, and I hate seeing muddy footprints and dirt all over the ground."
"You would not want to meet my team then," Geoff looked back. "We come off looking sweaty and we have to shower for ten minutes just to get the stink off."
Dave shuddered at the thought. "Let's stop talking about it. The thought of a muddy floor makes me nervous."
Confessional: DJ
"Being on a new team ain't gonna be a problem for me," DJ expressed his thoughts in the confessional. "I'm still lingering on from Katie's elimination. She tells me that she likes me, and I never get to tell her that I like her back." He let out a sigh of sadness. "I hope we get to meet after the show's all over."
Confessional Ends
The scene cut outside the Rats' cabin as a helicopter flew by overhead. The shot panned down to Geoff as he passed by the helicopter, then the camera showed Molly listening to another indie song on her mp3 player.
"You seemed to really like your mp3 player," Geoff chuckled a bit.
"I can't help it," Molly paused her song. "Indie songs don't normally play on the radio. Mostly pop and rock."
"I can see where you're coming from," Geoff sensed. "You like to drift away from the mainstream and focus on your own interests."
"I like other kinds of things like fashion trends and partying, but what I like is less out there," Molly answered. "I like to do things by myself. Being indie doesn't blend in well with other people."
Geoff sat down next to her. "Maybe no one will get invested by what you like to do, but there's someone who I know will."
"Who could that be?" Molly asked the party guy, not getting what she's saying.
Geoff picked up an earbud and put it in his ear. "They're right next to you."
Molly realized what was happening and put on the other earbud. "In that case, let me start the next song. It's really beachy."
This got a laugh out of both of them.
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"Alright, let's just get our so-called breakfast over with!" Molly said as she and Geoff walked into the hall, the cast standing around looking confused.
"We can't," Dave replied. "Chef's not here, and neither is breakfast!"
"I suppose we will just have to hunt for our food, in a figure of speech," Scarlett requested before everyone began searching.
The perspective changed to show the inside of a refrigerator as Trent opened the door and looked inside. "There's no food in the fridge," he called out after looking over the bare shelves.
"Nothing in the cupboards, either!" Sammy added after opening a cupboard door.
"We should check in the walk-in freezer!" Chef suggested through a small open window, quickly hurrying away as the camera zoomed out to reveal Dave standing nearby.
"The freezer could work!" Dave thought out. He hurried across the room and threw open the freezer door, stepping inside as a cold mist poured out. "I can see meat inside," he called out and ran inside.
The others promptly ran in to join him...and a shutter door slid down behind them. They gasped, and the camera cut outside to show a truck driven by Chef starting up and moving away from a hole in the side of the mess hall.
"Challenge time, suckas!" Chef cackled, sliding open a small view slot and grinning at the camera and campers inside the cargo hold.
"This is so not cool!" Geoff complained, grabbing hold of a swinging piece of meat as most of the others tried to keep their balance in the moving vehicle.
"Where are you taking us?" Sierra asked Chef.
"You'll see," Chef answered with a devilish smile and snicker, sliding the viewing slot shut...and jamming his finger in the process, causing him to yelp in pain.
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A flash took the scene to what appeared to be the entrance of a mineshaft. On a ledge to the right was a bulldozer and some other pieces of machinery, while to the left was not only a pile of toxic waste barrels, but also a widescreen television showing what seemed like a live feed of the host. The Chef-driven truck backed up to the entrance and with a grin the driver pushed a button that caused the hold to lift, dumping the campers out onto the dirt.
"Good. You're here. Finally," Chris said, giving them a quick look of annoyance before shifting into his typical smile. "Today's challenge is to find a Golden Chris statue in your team color," he raised his left hand and a statuette with a green base appeared with a flash and a chime, then did the same with a red-based statuette on his right, "hidden somewhere in this old abandoned mine." He motioned to the mine entrance, and the two statuettes disappeared with another flash. "First team back, wins!"
"That seems easy enough," Molly told her team confidently. "We got this, team."
"Before we go," Scarlett said, "we will need some supplies-"
She was cut off when a heavy orange backpack was tossed on her, forcefully knocking her to the ground. Everybody looked towards the truck with the others, the shot cutting over to show Chef – now in his hazmat suit – tossing the backpacks out of the back of the truck.
"Don't worry," Chris told them. "There are enough packs for everyone."
The shot cut outward just as Scott was tossed his, revealing that all the others had received packs as well. Most were lifting them with little trouble, though Dave was struggling and Scarlett was still lying on the ground.
"What'd you put in them? Rocks?" Geoff griped, reaching to open the pack's main flap.
"Up-up-up-up-up, no peeking!" Chris admonished. "Those 50 lb bags are purely for your torment," he explained, "and my amusement. Enjoy."
Scarlett was shown rooting through a side pocket and pulled out a small metal armband with a bright green triangular patch on front. "Chemical badges?" the quiet brainiac asked in concern. "Why do we need to measure our exposure to toxic waste?"
"No reason," Chris said with an impish shrug. "Except that I rented the mine out to store hazardous material." The campers all gasped.
"What?!" Trent asked in utter shock. "That is really dangerous and a hazard to our lives!"
Chris continued to be smug. "Which is why I'm in a studio right now!" Both teams immediately protested. "Relax," the devilish host told them, "it's perfectly safe. For thirty minutes," he clarified as an inset of a timer reading 30:00 appeared on the screen next to him. "When your badge turns orange," he pointed at the inset as it showed the green triangle that was on the armbands turning orange, "you have fifteen minutes left. Red is your five minute warning," the triangle turned red, "and, if you see a skull and crossbones," the entire triangle was replaced by a flashing skull and crossbones, "we'll dedicate this episode to you! But no way is it gonna come to that. A mysterious person has been down there for more than forty minutes," he said as the entire on-screen inset disappeared, "and I think they're gonna be fine!...ish..."
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The shot went to the inside of the cave. It was pitch dark at first, but soon someone lit a candle to brighten the room. Their arm was silhouetted and dark, hiding the true identity of the one holding the candle.
All that could be heard was a villainous, but over exaggerated laugh.
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"Now move it, peeps!" Chris told the cast, the camera cutting back outward to show them all standing with their packs.
"Can you at least give us a hint about where to find the statues?" Sammy asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Funny story," Chris said with an impish smile and sideways glance. "The statues have gone missing! Someone, or something down there must've taken them."
"Is it well lit down there?" DJ asked nervously.
"It’s a mine, bro" Chris answered, his smile almost mocking. "Pitch black all the way. There are flashlights and fireflies inside," he added, "first come, first serve. Anywho, time's a-wasting, and so are your healthy blood cells. So go!"
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The scene cut inside the mine entrance as the Rats ran in with Sierra in the lead.
"We're in the lead!" she cheered, stopping right before a small elevator with an open front. "EEEHHH!" Her words echoed as her team joined her, and the five sent worried looks up just as the mine began to rumble and rocks fell down from the ceiling, burying them under.
The Maggots ran past them. "Thank you for allowing us to have the lead!" Scarlett said as Sierra and her teammates poked their heads out of the rubble.
"Nice going, Uber-Girl," Scott sneered at her.
The Maggot team entered the elevator, Scarlett closing the short gate as soon as she could.
"We've got the flashlights!" Dave said, picking up a pair of the devices from the elevator floor. An ominous creaking cut off any possible celebration, however, and moments later a cable snapped, dropping the elevator down its shaft. All five of the Maggots screamed.
They landed with a resounding crash, and the scene cut down to the total darkness at the bottom of the shaft. A few pained groans rose up, followed by Geoff saying "Is everyone okay?"
"I think so," Dave replied first.
"I'm fine," Anne Maria said next.
"The flashlights!" Scarlett exclaimed, Molky turning one on and revealing the broken elevator and scores of waste barrels scattered around the five fallen teens.
"Looks like a tunnel there," Molly said, the camera panning left to show both a normal mineshaft and a more natural-looking tunnel next to it. "Do we take it?"
She was answered by a high-pitched squealing that echoed through the tunnels and caves, lasting long enough for all five Maggots to look around in terror.
"Looks good to me!" Geoff answered, getting up and making a dash towards the more natural-looking tunnel. His teammates followed shortly after him.
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The squeal faded away as the scene cut back to the top of the elevator shaft, where the five Rats had managed to get themselves free of the rubble.
"That elevator is not coming back up," Trent commented, looking down the shaft.
"We could just call it a day here," Scott impishly said.
"Or we could just shimmy down the line," DJ suggested.
"Are you sure that would work?" Sammy asked.
Trent bent down and picked up the firefly jar. "I'll go ahead and light the way," he told his team. "Then all of you can follow after me."
"That's a good idea," Sierra gave a thumbs-up.
"Here I go," Trent said in a confident tone, holding the cable with his left hand and the firefly jar under his right arm. He cried as he jumped into the shaft and slid down that cable, his declaration quickly turned into a pained shout.
The rest of the Rats shared a nervous look. "Hopefully he didn't burn his nuts," Scott said before the sound of a crash made the four of them wince.
"You can think again," Trent echoed up weakly through the shaft, causing his teammates to share another wary look.
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A flash took the scene back down to the bottom of the shaft, Trent now lying on top of the broken elevator with his hands covering his groin. The rest of the Rats slid down above him, then hopped off to Trent's side.
"Are you alright?" Sammy asked, bending over her friend and offering him a hand.
"I'll get better," Trent said pitifully, taking her hand and allowing himself to be pulled to his feet.
"Where did the fireflies go?" Scott followed up.
"Over there," Sierra answered. The camera panned down and zoomed in on the upturned jar, then zoomed out as DJ picked it up.
"Looks like we all made it here in one piece," DJ said.
"We sure did," Sierra said as the shot quick-panned over to her standing near one of the tunnels. "We need to get going so the other team doesn't win."
"You, Sammy, and DJ can go on ahead. I'll stay back to help Trent on his feet," Scott said.
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The Maggots were huffing and panting as the scene cut back to them entering a slightly wider portion of the tunnels. Scarlett and Molly were in front with the flashlights, Dave and Anne Maria were right behind them, and Geoff brought up the rear.
The camera zoomed in on Scarlett and Molly, who were inspecting another pair of tunnels – a normal-looking mineshaft on the left, and a jagged-edged hole on the right.
"Why are we stopping?" Dave protested.
"We hit a fork in the road," Scarlett said.
"So we have to choose between two death traps," Molly deadpanned.
"The tunnels are different," Scarlett explained. "The left one has minecart tracks and looks to be another shaft, and the right one looks like it was carved by a humongous object."
"So this mine's home to a lot of mutants?" Anne Maria finished.
"Why did we stop if we simply could've gone left?" Geoff asked.
"I don't trust rollercoasters," Molly answered. "You never know if they will fall apart."
"This path is better than the other one, so let's just roll with it," Dave concluded before they went to the shaft.
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"Get back into this jar, fireflies!" Sierra ordered from the group of fireflies flying away while she was holding the jar of fireflies.
"DJ, chase the fireflies back to us so Sierra can catch them," Sammy told the gentle giant.
DJ nodded and dashed ahead. He immediately howled as the fireflies swarmed around his head, and when he returned back to the girls, Sierra slammed the jar on his head, trapping the fireflies but having them fly around the top of his head.
"This should be a good light source," Sammy smiled, much to DJ's indifference.
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A flash took the focus to a pair of minecarts linked together on a downward slope as the beam of a flashlight approached.
"Yes! These carts will speed us up!" Geoff said excitedly as he led the rest of the Rats to the carts. "This'll be like riding a rollercoaster."
"This seems a lot like a death trap," Molly responded.
"This whole place is a death trap," Dave countered. "What we need is speed, so we can find our statue, get out of here, and not worry about being intoxicated."
Just then Anne Maria's badge turned from green to orange, earning a gasp from her and the others. "Anne Maria's badge is orange!" Scarlett exclaimed.
"Oh my gosh. I only have like fifteen seconds to live or somethin'!" Anne Maria cried out.
"We all have fifteen minutes. We'll be alright, Anne," Geoff comforted her.
"Oh well, that ain't so bad," Anne Maria said before filing her nails.
The shot focused in on Scarlett as her badge suddenly turned orange as well. "Everyone get in," she said before running over and diving headfirst into the back cart.
"Shotgun!" Dave called out as he hopped in the front cart with Molly.
"Looks like we're in the back," Anne Maria said happily to Geoff.
"Then let's move out!" Geoff said, grabbing her arms and pulling her to the carts. The shot cut to a close-up of the front wheel as Molly reached down and pulled away a rock that was holding them in place.
"My first time riding the rails, and I'm always unenthusiastic," Molly said.
The camera pulled back out to show all five Rats in their chosen cart, and Dave pulled a lever that made the carts start moving downhill. The Rats cheered as they rolled off-screen, but Dave quickly added "Wrong lever!" with a hint of terror in his voice.
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"Thanks for staying back for me," Trent said as the scene moved to him and Scott in complete darkness, only their eyes visible. "Also, could you get your knee off my back?"
"Leaving someone to die is something I'm not into," Scott replied. "And my knee isn't on your back."
"Then...what is-? Oh! It's a flashlight," Trent clicked the device, and suddenly the two teens were visible... as well as a group of giant hairless - and presumably mutated - gophers standing on their hindlegs and screeching menacingly at them.
Scott and Trent clung to each other and screamed.
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"It's great to be on this team with you guys, but if we lose, I don't mind if you vote me off," DJ told Sammy and Sierra. "We all have to go sometime."
Sammy looked taken aback by the statement. "I won't vote you off. That'd be unfair to you since you swapped teams last episode."
"And besides, we need someone that can lift a truck, and you fill the role already," Sierra said with a smile, and the three continued on with a decent amount of comfort for a few seconds more...before the badge on Sammy's arm beeped and turned orange.
DJ gasped. "Your badge! It's orange!" the brickhouse said. "You've only got fifteen minutes to live!"
Two more beeps drew their attention to DJ and Sierra's badges as they changed as well. "You do too!" Sammy cried out in panic.
"This can't be happening!" Sierra declared, dropping to her knees with an anguished look on her face. "I've never visited Paris, or gotten married legally!"
Sammy and DJ both blinked. "Uhh, what was that?" the former asked.
"I became an ordained minister on the internet, and I thought someone was into me as much as I was into them," Sierra giggled.
"We have to hurry!" Sammy said, and the three took off.
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"Okay guys," Molly told her teammates as the scene cut back to them rolling down the slope and the camera zooming in on the pair in the front cart, "just keep your eyes open for that statue. It has to be around here somewhere."
"I think we have a problem," Dave tapped the indie chick on the shoulder and she perked up and looked back. The shot cut outward to show that the two carts were now on different tracks, with her and Dave in the foreground and Geoff, Scarlett, and Anne Maria in the back.
"How did that even happen?!" Scarlett exclaimed in disbelief.
The two carts exited from the tunnel into a much more open cave, with the former front cart's track curving downward while the other track sloped upward. Dave and Molly screamed as their cart dipped off-screen and promptly crashed, kicking up a bit of dust and causing the camera to shake.
The shot cut to Anne Maria, Scarlett, and Geoff as horror dawned on their faces as they looked ahead. "The track is broken!" Anne Maria cried out, the perspective moving to the front of the cart to reveal the mangled piece of track they were approaching.
"Everybody brace yourselves!" Geoff screamed, the camera moving back to a distant side-view as the second cart launched off the track, and fell straight down with its passengers screaming all the way. They quickly passed the rocky ledge where Molly and Dave lay seemingly unconscious, and landed with a splash far below.
The scene receded into a set of monitors, the leftmost one showing only static while the middle showed Sammy, Sierra, and DJ walking through the mine and the rightmost one showed an underground lake.
"Looks like our players are doomed," Chris said, the camera zooming out to reveal him and Chef standing in a control room of sorts. "Will any of them survive? I have my doubts," the host laughed. "But find out for sure when we return with more, Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!"
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(Commercial Break)
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2023.06.08 12:37 demondork224 [F4GM] Running the Gauntlet. A new frontier for reality TV.
I’m 18+ and all characters and participants must be 18+
Even backstage, the roaring sound of the audience is almost deafening. With the shouting and jeering, it's hard not to feel the adrenaline pumping through my body while i await the fate of the contestant ahead of you. Collectively, they start counting down the clock, the dramatic music rising in intensity as they approach the end of the clock. In a dramatic twist, however, the clock stops, the crowd starting to boo and jeer loudly, clearly disappointed. She failed. A production assistant walks up to me, adding a bit of final make-up. She smiles, almost reassuringly. "You're up after the break. Just relax, don't let the audience intimidate you, just do your best."
As the crowd settles down, the commercial break currently airing, i see the previous contestant walk down the corridor. She's naked, her face and body covered in cum, shivering, make-up running down her cheeks. I met her briefly in the green room, earlier. Ashley, 21 years old, running the gauntlet to pay off her student debt. She had a pretty face, long straight copper hair brushing her shoulders, wider hips and a bigger rack than you imagined when the two of you shook hands earlier. Now, you see she avoids you entirely, still sobbing, while she's ushered away to another room. I knew this wasn't going to be easy, but seeing her in that state made you even more nervous. With a deep sigh, i look up at the countdown clock, while the assistant counts down with it.
3,2,1. Go.
Down the catwalk i go, lights flashing in my face, while i hear the "Next Contestant!" announcement ring through the studio. A busty woman in a suit is standing center stage, inviting me to stand next to her, while the audience claps politely upon my entry. The music ends, the lights focused on me and the presenter of this wicked show. She smiles, before turning to camera 4. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Gauntlet. Ashley didn't make the cut, but don't worry, we've got a fresh contestant lined up for you." She turns towards me. points towards camera 3. "Please, tell the audience who you are and why you're running the Gauntlet today?"
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Thanks for reading this far! Reality TV is taking on a new frontier, with girls doing depraved things for money. It might be an attempt to pay off their student debt, save up to purchase a house or just responding to a deep rooted desire to be used. Running the gauntlet seems easy; it can be quite lighthearted and quirky if you want, or dark if that's what you prefer. The idea of the gauntlet is that my character will be pushed to her limits.
Kinks: cum, cum eating, cum food, cum play,bukkake,cream pie,bdsm, bondage, forced, body writing, spanking, cuddling, degradation, rough partners, sizeplay, dominant partners, toys, multiple partners, spit roasting, mating press, full Nelson,frenching,rimming,body oil,bestiality,water sports,wax play,sex machines,being filmed,cosplay,NTR,petplay,exhibitionism,biting and pretty much anything that isn’t my limits
Limits:
Scat,gore,vore,hyper sizes,necro and vomit
If that's of interest to you, please get in touch at Demondork on Kik and come with any questions you have, clarifications you need and ideas you'd like to share. Just please do more than just tell me you're interested. Don't worry about responding slowly/late, I still want to hear from you. Finally, please no chat requests, I will simply ignore them.
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Even backstage, the roaring sound of the audience is almost deafening. With the shouting and jeering, it's hard not to feel the adrenaline pumping through my body while i await the fate of the contestant ahead of you. Collectively, they start counting down the clock, the dramatic music rising in intensity as they approach the end of the clock. In a dramatic twist, however, the clock stops, the crowd starting to boo and jeer loudly, clearly disappointed. She failed. A production assistant walks up to me, adding a bit of final make-up. She smiles, almost reassuringly. "You're up after the break. Just relax, don't let the audience intimidate you, just do your best."
As the crowd settles down, the commercial break currently airing, i see the previous contestant walk down the corridor. She's naked, her face and body covered in cum, shivering, make-up running down her cheeks. I met her briefly in the green room, earlier. Ashley, 21 years old, running the gauntlet to pay off her student debt. She had a pretty face, long straight copper hair brushing her shoulders, wider hips and a bigger rack than you imagined when the two of you shook hands earlier. Now, you see she avoids you entirely, still sobbing, while she's ushered away to another room. I knew this wasn't going to be easy, but seeing her in that state made you even more nervous. With a deep sigh, i look up at the countdown clock, while the assistant counts down with it.
3,2,1. Go.
Down the catwalk i go, lights flashing in my face, while i hear the "Next Contestant!" announcement ring through the studio. A busty woman in a suit is standing center stage, inviting me to stand next to her, while the audience claps politely upon my entry. The music ends, the lights focused on me and the presenter of this wicked show. She smiles, before turning to camera 4. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Gauntlet. Ashley didn't make the cut, but don't worry, we've got a fresh contestant lined up for you." She turns towards me. points towards camera 3. "Please, tell the audience who you are and why you're running the Gauntlet today?"
---
Thanks for reading this far! Reality TV is taking on a new frontier, with girls doing depraved things for money. It might be an attempt to pay off their student debt, save up to purchase a house or just responding to a deep rooted desire to be used. Running the gauntlet seems easy; it can be quite lighthearted and quirky if you want, or dark if that's what you prefer. The idea of the gauntlet is that my character will be pushed to her limits.
Kinks: cum, cum eating, cum food, cum play,bukkake,cream pie,bdsm, bondage, forced, body writing, spanking, cuddling, degradation, rough partners, sizeplay, dominant partners, toys, multiple partners, spit roasting, mating press, full Nelson,frenching,rimming,body oil,bestiality,water sports,wax play,sex machines,being filmed,cosplay,NTR,petplay,exhibitionism,biting and pretty much anything that isn’t my limits
Limits:
Scat,gore,vore,hyper sizes,necro and vomit
If that's of interest to you, please get in touch at Demondork on Kik and come with any questions you have, clarifications you need and ideas you'd like to share. Just please do more than just tell me you're interested. Don't worry about responding slowly/late, I still want to hear from you. Finally, please no chat requests, I will simply ignore them.
2023.06.08 12:31 Adam-best EASY GARLIC PRESSING TOOL
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❤Design: This new garlic press with an arc shape, the handle is suitable for human ergonomic to hand it. Comfortable and easy to handle. It’s doesn’t take much effort.
https://zafyn.com/collections/new-products/products/easy-garlic-pressing-tool
https://reddit.com/link/1445jvh/video/o2uqbca2nl261/player
❤Easy to use: Simply place on top of garlic clove and rock back and forth. Easily crush or mince garlic, ginger, and onion in half the time!
❤Easy to clean: The excess residue can be easily removed by washing with water. Saving much of your time. It is also suitable for a dishwasher.
❤You can use this garlic press to press the garlic. It can increase the food delicious. It’s a great gift for chef, foodie, or garlic lover.
Item ID: M2674 Features: Color:black Weight: 106g Size: 10.7*5.1*6.9cm (4.21"×2.0"×2.71") Main Materials: stainless steel 430+ ABS Packing Includes: 1 X EASY GARLIC PRESSING TOOL
Please Note: 1. Please allow 1-3cm error due to manual measurement. 2. Please understand that colors may exist chromatic
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2023.06.08 12:26 ANZBOI420 I need a bit of help on how to deal with a problem co worker
So bit of back story to understand.
So one of my co workers has been working for the place in employed for about 5 years now started as a dishwasher and only started kitchen work in the past year about 2 months before I joined as a kitchen hand around the start of last year, now only big deference between us is I’m currently doing culinarily school, and while he dose have interest in doing it every time I try and set up letting a times for him to meet with my teacher he just never shows up and makes me look like a joke, but the problems and it doesn’t help he kinda self inserted himself as sous chef witch it talked about below why.
On to the problems
So a few months ago we hired a few over seas chef we advertised too since we got hit really hard due to our sous chef and 2 other chefs leaving which is when this guys ego really blew up as he was “running the kitchen alone”, and since these chefs arrived the guys been a absolute cunt to them constantly criticising them for any little thing and it’s starting to become such a problem that my head chef has had numerous meeting with the guy but nothing ever changes and never try’s to be nicer to them.
He also just stopped listening to any criticism or a help helping hand during a rush I mean during Mother’s Day rush he was being yelled at to go faster by chef only to just go slower out if pettiness I offered to help him but he just blew me off saying “yea but you don’t know how to cook a burger the right way, so stay in your section”.
Now a few may be asking why not fire him or give him a written warning well that’s the thing we kinda can’t since he basically the owners golden child since he’s been around since the start and we can’t really afford to lose a chef especially with the lack of hospo workers in my country
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So one of my co workers has been working for the place in employed for about 5 years now started as a dishwasher and only started kitchen work in the past year about 2 months before I joined as a kitchen hand around the start of last year, now only big deference between us is I’m currently doing culinarily school, and while he dose have interest in doing it every time I try and set up letting a times for him to meet with my teacher he just never shows up and makes me look like a joke, but the problems and it doesn’t help he kinda self inserted himself as sous chef witch it talked about below why.
On to the problems
So a few months ago we hired a few over seas chef we advertised too since we got hit really hard due to our sous chef and 2 other chefs leaving which is when this guys ego really blew up as he was “running the kitchen alone”, and since these chefs arrived the guys been a absolute cunt to them constantly criticising them for any little thing and it’s starting to become such a problem that my head chef has had numerous meeting with the guy but nothing ever changes and never try’s to be nicer to them.
He also just stopped listening to any criticism or a help helping hand during a rush I mean during Mother’s Day rush he was being yelled at to go faster by chef only to just go slower out if pettiness I offered to help him but he just blew me off saying “yea but you don’t know how to cook a burger the right way, so stay in your section”.
Now a few may be asking why not fire him or give him a written warning well that’s the thing we kinda can’t since he basically the owners golden child since he’s been around since the start and we can’t really afford to lose a chef especially with the lack of hospo workers in my country
2023.06.08 11:47 VDEPXboxServer Zompocalypse Now! US Livonia “Vietnam Inspired” Hardcore Survival Vanilla+ PvE/PvP Server. More Infected, Dark Nights, Unique Custom POIs, Dynamic Weather w/Hurricane Conditions, and more! Fight the infected or die trying. Welcome to the Zompocalypse.
Welcome to Zompocalypse Now! Can you scavenge supplies, fight the infected, and survive to the next day in the war torn country of Livonia?
Fight the infected or become one of them.
VDEP Zompocalypse Now! is a hardcore survival Vanilla+ Livonia server offering a fresh take on the Vanilla Survival Experience while having a some QoL changes as well a few additions. We are a PvE/PvP server. Only Wiping every 4-6 months we provide a home for long term base building and survival game play. VDEP Zompocalypse Now! also features hand crafted lore and POIs unique to server, making up a new and different story for those who want a more immersive experience.
To continue along with the survival and “Vietnam” aspect the VDEP team is trying to craft for Zompocalypse Now!, our new Dyanmic Weather can/will/does include hurricane conditions with periods of heavy rain, thunderstorms, fog, warmer AND colder temperatures!
VDEP Zompocalypse Now! Is a sibling server to VDEP, The Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus server. It shares many of the same settings and rules VDEP has
Map: Livonia
Search: VDEP to find us! -----------------------------------------—
There is no Kill Feed, There is no Safe Zone, There is no Admin backed Trader.
Here's the list of things VDEP Zompocalypse Now! offers:
-Vehicles spawn fully built
-Loot 1.19 vanilla quality condition
-More Zombies! Larger Groups.
-Ever Evolving/Changing Zombie locations
-Jungle Action Movie inspired POIs/“Missions”
-Added: Unreleased Melee Weapons, colored Guns, Attachments & Helmets, Leather clothes, & more..
-Stashed items don’t affect the loot economy
-Building Supplies boosted slightly
-Grow your own Cannabis & Drink Vodka!
-Unique Lore to justify custom POIs and secrets of the map.
-Dynamic Weather including Hurricane Conditions
-Slightly Lowered “common” military weapons
-Slightly Raised civilian weapons & ammo
-Incrased the amount of heli crashes by 2
-Dark Nights
-Slightly Increased Animal Population
-Build Anywhere Enabled
-Raid 24/7
Base Damage: On Container Damage: Off
Server restart every 3 hours 3 hour days, 40 minute nights New York Us based Server 1st person only
We have punch and pie!
Come join the VDEP Community on discord
https://discord.gg/SATQXKf75c
submitted by VDEPXboxServer to DayzXboxServers [link] [comments]
Fight the infected or become one of them.
VDEP Zompocalypse Now! is a hardcore survival Vanilla+ Livonia server offering a fresh take on the Vanilla Survival Experience while having a some QoL changes as well a few additions. We are a PvE/PvP server. Only Wiping every 4-6 months we provide a home for long term base building and survival game play. VDEP Zompocalypse Now! also features hand crafted lore and POIs unique to server, making up a new and different story for those who want a more immersive experience.
To continue along with the survival and “Vietnam” aspect the VDEP team is trying to craft for Zompocalypse Now!, our new Dyanmic Weather can/will/does include hurricane conditions with periods of heavy rain, thunderstorms, fog, warmer AND colder temperatures!
VDEP Zompocalypse Now! Is a sibling server to VDEP, The Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus server. It shares many of the same settings and rules VDEP has
Server info
Server name: VDEP Zompocalypse Now!Map: Livonia
Search: VDEP to find us! -----------------------------------------—
There is no Kill Feed, There is no Safe Zone, There is no Admin backed Trader.
Here's the list of things VDEP Zompocalypse Now! offers:
-Loot 1.19 vanilla quality condition
-More Zombies! Larger Groups.
-Ever Evolving/Changing Zombie locations
-Jungle Action Movie inspired POIs/“Missions”
-Added: Unreleased Melee Weapons, colored Guns, Attachments & Helmets, Leather clothes, & more..
-Stashed items don’t affect the loot economy
-Building Supplies boosted slightly
-Grow your own Cannabis & Drink Vodka!
-Unique Lore to justify custom POIs and secrets of the map.
-Dynamic Weather including Hurricane Conditions
-Slightly Lowered “common” military weapons
-Slightly Raised civilian weapons & ammo
-Incrased the amount of heli crashes by 2
-Dark Nights
-Slightly Increased Animal Population
-Build Anywhere Enabled
-Raid 24/7
Base Damage: On Container Damage: Off
Server restart every 3 hours 3 hour days, 40 minute nights New York Us based Server 1st person only
We have punch and pie!
Come join the VDEP Community on discord
https://discord.gg/SATQXKf75c
2023.06.08 11:45 VDEPXboxServer Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus US Chernarus Hardcore Survival Vanilla+ PvE/PvP Server. More Infected, Dark Nights, Unique Custom POIs, Lovecraftian Survival Horror Experience “Relics of the Old Ones” and More. Strive to Survive on VDEP
VDEP is a Hardcore Survival Vanilla+ server with Dark Nights and MORE INFECTED. We offer a fresh take on the Vanilla Survival Experience, with a few QoL changes as well as some additions. We are a First Person PvE/PvP server with 3 hour Days and 40 minute DARK nights, restarting every 3 hours. Only Wiping every 4-6 months we provide a home for long term base building and survival game play. VDEP also features hand crafted lore and POIs unique to our server, making up a new and different story for those who want a more immersive experience.
Chernarus is as wild as it’s ment to be
Make this server your server! Be what you want! Play how you want to play as long as you’re not toxic! Are you a Bandit, a Hero, a Survivor? Every life is a story, what’s yours?
We are a fun, friendly, and interactive community creating a server and discord for all types of players who are looking for that Vanilla DayZ Experience.
We want to populate the server with mature people who like to have a good time and have fun! Lone wolves, Squads, and Factions welcomed!
32 slots can increase to more! Admin/Coder always looking to improve and update! Active Admin
Always looking to improve and create a unique and diverse experience while staying true to the Vanilla feel of the game. The VDEP team works to make the best possible Vanilla Plus server available!
There is no kill feed, There is no safe zone, There is no admin backed trader.
Here's a few things VDEP offer:
+Vehicles spawn fully built - just find water to fill the radiator!
+Loot is vanilla condition - badly damaged to pristine loot to be found
+Landed C130 Event w/ Survival supplies - plane with food, civilian clothes, civilian weapons and building supplies!
+”Relics of The Old Ones” Survival Horror Experience - A VDEP exclusive Lovecraft & Horror inspired “Quest” Fight the Cult, find the Idols, Stop the Olds Ones, Save Humanity!
+Kamyshovo has come alive! - This little village is DANGEROUS. Rumors of a Cult, hordes of infected, and treasure! The VDEP Survival Horror Experience starts here. Live if you can, Survive if they let you! Face your fears in “Relics of the Old Ones” Episode 1; The Horror of Kamyshovo
+More Infected - The infected are abundant. Where there’s one, there’s more. No easily running through towns.
+Dark Nights - Afraid of the dark? You should be!
+Stashed items dont affect the loot economy - Find it, stash it, find another!
+Added Unreleased Items - Gun Attachments, Melee Weapons, and more!
+Amount of Building Supplies increased slightly - A bit more than official but you’ll still need to search for them!
+Unique Custom POIs - New locations around the map exclusive to VDEP. New Military, Civilian, and Horror Inspired locations can be found.
+Unique Server Lore - A unique and custom backstory to the server offering details and insight to the secrets of the map. For those who enjoy a more immersive play.
These are just a few things we offer, for a full list join our discord! It’s not required but will help you enjoy everything VDEP has to offer!
We have Punch and Pie!
Search VDEP to find Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus
https://discord.gg/SATQXKf75c
submitted by VDEPXboxServer to DayzXboxServers [link] [comments]
Chernarus is as wild as it’s ment to be
Make this server your server! Be what you want! Play how you want to play as long as you’re not toxic! Are you a Bandit, a Hero, a Survivor? Every life is a story, what’s yours?
We are a fun, friendly, and interactive community creating a server and discord for all types of players who are looking for that Vanilla DayZ Experience.
We want to populate the server with mature people who like to have a good time and have fun! Lone wolves, Squads, and Factions welcomed!
32 slots can increase to more! Admin/Coder always looking to improve and update! Active Admin
Always looking to improve and create a unique and diverse experience while staying true to the Vanilla feel of the game. The VDEP team works to make the best possible Vanilla Plus server available!
There is no kill feed, There is no safe zone, There is no admin backed trader.
Here's a few things VDEP offer:
+Vehicles spawn fully built - just find water to fill the radiator!
+Loot is vanilla condition - badly damaged to pristine loot to be found
+Landed C130 Event w/ Survival supplies - plane with food, civilian clothes, civilian weapons and building supplies!
+”Relics of The Old Ones” Survival Horror Experience - A VDEP exclusive Lovecraft & Horror inspired “Quest” Fight the Cult, find the Idols, Stop the Olds Ones, Save Humanity!
+Kamyshovo has come alive! - This little village is DANGEROUS. Rumors of a Cult, hordes of infected, and treasure! The VDEP Survival Horror Experience starts here. Live if you can, Survive if they let you! Face your fears in “Relics of the Old Ones” Episode 1; The Horror of Kamyshovo
+More Infected - The infected are abundant. Where there’s one, there’s more. No easily running through towns.
+Dark Nights - Afraid of the dark? You should be!
+Stashed items dont affect the loot economy - Find it, stash it, find another!
+Added Unreleased Items - Gun Attachments, Melee Weapons, and more!
+Amount of Building Supplies increased slightly - A bit more than official but you’ll still need to search for them!
+Unique Custom POIs - New locations around the map exclusive to VDEP. New Military, Civilian, and Horror Inspired locations can be found.
+Unique Server Lore - A unique and custom backstory to the server offering details and insight to the secrets of the map. For those who enjoy a more immersive play.
These are just a few things we offer, for a full list join our discord! It’s not required but will help you enjoy everything VDEP has to offer!
We have Punch and Pie!
Search VDEP to find Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus
https://discord.gg/SATQXKf75c
2023.06.08 11:43 VDEPXboxServer Zompocalypse Now! US Xbox Livonia “Vietnam Inspired” Hardcore Survival Vanilla+ PvE/PvP Server. More Infected, Dark Nights, Unique Custom POIs, Dynamic Weather w/Hurricane Conditions, and more! Fight the infected or die trying. Welcome to the Zompocalypse
Welcome to Zompocalypse Now! Can you scavenge supplies, fight the infected, and survive to the next day in the war torn country of Livonia?
Fight the infected or become one of them.
VDEP Zompocalypse Now! is a hardcore survival Vanilla+ Livonia server offering a fresh take on the Vanilla Survival Experience while having a some QoL changes as well a few additions. We are a PvE/PvP server. Only Wiping every 4-6 months we provide a home for long term base building and survival game play. VDEP Zompocalypse Now! also features hand crafted lore and POIs unique to server, making up a new and different story for those who want a more immersive experience.
To continue along with the survival and “Vietnam” aspect the VDEP team is trying to craft for Zompocalypse Now!, our new Dyanmic Weather can/will/does include hurricane conditions with periods of heavy rain, thunderstorms, fog, warmer AND colder temperatures!
VDEP Zompocalypse Now! Is a sibling server to VDEP, The Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus server. It shares many of the same settings and rules VDEP has
Map: Livonia
Search: VDEP to find us! -----------------------------------------—
There is no Kill Feed, There is no Safe Zone, There is no Admin backed Trader.
Here's the list of things VDEP Zompocalypse Now! offers:
-Vehicles spawn fully built
-Loot 1.19 vanilla quality condition
-More Zombies! Larger Groups.
-Ever Evolving/Changing Zombie locations
-Jungle Action Movie inspired POIs/“Missions”
-Added: Unreleased Melee Weapons, colored Guns, Attachments & Helmets, Leather clothes, & more..
-Stashed items don’t affect the loot economy
-Building Supplies boosted slightly
-Grow your own Cannabis & Drink Vodka!
-Unique Lore to justify custom POIs and secrets of the map.
-Dynamic Weather including Hurricane Conditions
-Slightly Lowered “common” military weapons
-Slightly Raised civilian weapons & ammo
-Incrased the amount of heli crashes by 2
-Dark Nights
-Slightly Increased Animal Population
-Build Anywhere Enabled
-Raid 24/7
Base Damage: On Container Damage: Off
Server restart every 3 hours 3 hour days, 40 minute nights New York Us based Server 1st person only
We have punch and pie!
Come join the VDEP Community on discord
https://discord.gg/SATQXKf75c
submitted by VDEPXboxServer to DayZServers [link] [comments]
Fight the infected or become one of them.
VDEP Zompocalypse Now! is a hardcore survival Vanilla+ Livonia server offering a fresh take on the Vanilla Survival Experience while having a some QoL changes as well a few additions. We are a PvE/PvP server. Only Wiping every 4-6 months we provide a home for long term base building and survival game play. VDEP Zompocalypse Now! also features hand crafted lore and POIs unique to server, making up a new and different story for those who want a more immersive experience.
To continue along with the survival and “Vietnam” aspect the VDEP team is trying to craft for Zompocalypse Now!, our new Dyanmic Weather can/will/does include hurricane conditions with periods of heavy rain, thunderstorms, fog, warmer AND colder temperatures!
VDEP Zompocalypse Now! Is a sibling server to VDEP, The Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus server. It shares many of the same settings and rules VDEP has
Server info
Server name: VDEP Zompocalypse Now!Map: Livonia
Search: VDEP to find us! -----------------------------------------—
There is no Kill Feed, There is no Safe Zone, There is no Admin backed Trader.
Here's the list of things VDEP Zompocalypse Now! offers:
-Loot 1.19 vanilla quality condition
-More Zombies! Larger Groups.
-Ever Evolving/Changing Zombie locations
-Jungle Action Movie inspired POIs/“Missions”
-Added: Unreleased Melee Weapons, colored Guns, Attachments & Helmets, Leather clothes, & more..
-Stashed items don’t affect the loot economy
-Building Supplies boosted slightly
-Grow your own Cannabis & Drink Vodka!
-Unique Lore to justify custom POIs and secrets of the map.
-Dynamic Weather including Hurricane Conditions
-Slightly Lowered “common” military weapons
-Slightly Raised civilian weapons & ammo
-Incrased the amount of heli crashes by 2
-Dark Nights
-Slightly Increased Animal Population
-Build Anywhere Enabled
-Raid 24/7
Base Damage: On Container Damage: Off
Server restart every 3 hours 3 hour days, 40 minute nights New York Us based Server 1st person only
We have punch and pie!
Come join the VDEP Community on discord
https://discord.gg/SATQXKf75c
2023.06.08 11:41 VDEPXboxServer Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus US Xbox Chernarus Hardcore Survival Vanilla+ PvE/PvP Server. More Infected, Dark Nights, Unique Custom POIs, Lovecraftian Survival Horror Experience “Relics of the Old Ones”, and more! Strive to Survive on VDEP
VDEP is a Hardcore Survival Vanilla+ server with Dark Nights and MORE INFECTED. We offer a fresh take on the Vanilla Survival Experience, with a few QoL changes as well as some additions. We are a First Person PvE/PvP server with 3 hour Days and 40 minute DARK nights, restarting every 3 hours. Only Wiping every 4-6 months we provide a home for long term base building and survival game play. VDEP also features hand crafted lore and POIs unique to our server, making up a new and different story for those who want a more immersive experience.
Chernarus is as wild as it’s ment to be
Make this server your server! Be what you want! Play how you want to play as long as you’re not toxic! Are you a Bandit, a Hero, a Survivor? Every life is a story, what’s yours?
We are a fun, friendly, and interactive community creating a server and discord for all types of players who are looking for that Vanilla DayZ Experience.
We want to populate the server with mature people who like to have a good time and have fun! Lone wolves, Squads, and Factions welcomed!
32 slots can increase to more! Admin/Coder always looking to improve and update! Active Admin
Always looking to improve and create a unique and diverse experience while staying true to the Vanilla feel of the game. The VDEP team works to make the best possible Vanilla Plus server available!
There is no kill feed, There is no safe zone, There is no admin backed trader.
Here's a few things VDEP offer:
+Vehicles spawn fully built - just find water to fill the radiator!
+Loot is vanilla condition - badly damaged to pristine loot to be found
+Landed C130 Event w/ Survival supplies - plane with food, civilian clothes, civilian weapons and building supplies!
+”Relics of The Old Ones” Survival Horror Experience - A VDEP exclusive Lovecraft & Horror inspired “Quest” Fight the Cult, find the Idols, Stop the Olds Ones, Save Humanity!
+Kamyshovo has come alive! - This little village is DANGEROUS. Rumors of a Cult, hordes of infected, and treasure! The VDEP Survival Horror Experience starts here. Live if you can, Survive if they let you! Face your fears in “Relics of the Old Ones” Episode 1; The Horror of Kamyshovo
+More Infected - The infected are abundant. Where there’s one, there’s more. No easily running through towns.
+Dark Nights - Afraid of the dark? You should be!
+Stashed items dont affect the loot economy - Find it, stash it, find another!
+Added Unreleased Items - Gun Attachments, Melee Weapons, and more!
+Amount of Building Supplies increased slightly - A bit more than official but you’ll still need to search for them!
+Unique Custom POIs - New locations around the map exclusive to VDEP. New Military, Civilian, and Horror Inspired locations can be found.
+Unique Server Lore - A unique and custom backstory to the server offering details and insight to the secrets of the map. For those who enjoy a more immersive play.
These are just a few things we offer, for a full list join our discord! It’s not required but will help you enjoy everything VDEP has to offer!
We have Punch and Pie!
Search VDEP to find Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus
https://discord.gg/SATQXKf75c
submitted by VDEPXboxServer to DayZServers [link] [comments]
Chernarus is as wild as it’s ment to be
Make this server your server! Be what you want! Play how you want to play as long as you’re not toxic! Are you a Bandit, a Hero, a Survivor? Every life is a story, what’s yours?
We are a fun, friendly, and interactive community creating a server and discord for all types of players who are looking for that Vanilla DayZ Experience.
We want to populate the server with mature people who like to have a good time and have fun! Lone wolves, Squads, and Factions welcomed!
32 slots can increase to more! Admin/Coder always looking to improve and update! Active Admin
Always looking to improve and create a unique and diverse experience while staying true to the Vanilla feel of the game. The VDEP team works to make the best possible Vanilla Plus server available!
There is no kill feed, There is no safe zone, There is no admin backed trader.
Here's a few things VDEP offer:
+Vehicles spawn fully built - just find water to fill the radiator!
+Loot is vanilla condition - badly damaged to pristine loot to be found
+Landed C130 Event w/ Survival supplies - plane with food, civilian clothes, civilian weapons and building supplies!
+”Relics of The Old Ones” Survival Horror Experience - A VDEP exclusive Lovecraft & Horror inspired “Quest” Fight the Cult, find the Idols, Stop the Olds Ones, Save Humanity!
+Kamyshovo has come alive! - This little village is DANGEROUS. Rumors of a Cult, hordes of infected, and treasure! The VDEP Survival Horror Experience starts here. Live if you can, Survive if they let you! Face your fears in “Relics of the Old Ones” Episode 1; The Horror of Kamyshovo
+More Infected - The infected are abundant. Where there’s one, there’s more. No easily running through towns.
+Dark Nights - Afraid of the dark? You should be!
+Stashed items dont affect the loot economy - Find it, stash it, find another!
+Added Unreleased Items - Gun Attachments, Melee Weapons, and more!
+Amount of Building Supplies increased slightly - A bit more than official but you’ll still need to search for them!
+Unique Custom POIs - New locations around the map exclusive to VDEP. New Military, Civilian, and Horror Inspired locations can be found.
+Unique Server Lore - A unique and custom backstory to the server offering details and insight to the secrets of the map. For those who enjoy a more immersive play.
These are just a few things we offer, for a full list join our discord! It’s not required but will help you enjoy everything VDEP has to offer!
We have Punch and Pie!
Search VDEP to find Vanilla DayZ Experience Plus
https://discord.gg/SATQXKf75c
2023.06.08 11:32 Sakespear [H] Leftover Humble Bundle Keys [W] Csgo, Tf2 items
Tf2 & Csgo keys are prefered but i dont mind regular items as well. All games available as cd keys or humble gift links.
I am not looking for money and other games. The prices listed are just pointers for the price range and not set in stone. Please leave a comment here before adding me on steam!
Darksiders Genesis 5 euro
Hellpoint 2.5 euro
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?! 1.5 euro
Levelhead 1.5 euro
Fury Unleashed 1.5 euro
Size Matters 1.5 euro
Morkredd 1.5 euro
Relicta 1.5 euro
Retimed 1.5 euro
Family Man 1.5 euro
Vane 1.5 euro
911 Operator - Special Resources DLC 1.5 euro
911 Operator 1.5 euro
Aaero 1.5 euro
Acceleration of SUGURI 2 1.5 euro
Almost There: The Platformer 1.5 euro
Battle Chef Brigade 3.5 euro
Bear With Me - Collector's Edition 1.5 euro
Bleed 2 1.5 euro
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! 1.5 euro
Crazy Machines 3 1.5 euro
Cultist Simulator 4 euro
Darkside Detective 3 euro
Dead Island Definitive Edition 4.5 euro
Duskers 2 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Blood Storm 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: BM03 Vegalta Gold 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Depth Crawler Gold Coat 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus DCC-Gogo. Marking 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus DCC-Zero Marking 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus Tank, Bullet Girls Marking 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus Tank, EDF IFPS Markings 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus Tank, Natsuiro HS Markings 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gleipnir 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Ifrit 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Mission Pack 1: Time of the Mutants 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Mission Pack 2: Extreme Battle 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Pure Decoy Launcher 5 Pack A 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Pure Decoy Launcher 5 Pack B 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Reflectron Laser 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Spark Lancer 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Sting Shot 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Volatile Napalm 1 euro
ETHEREAL 1.5 euro
Fight'N Rage 4 euro
Figment 1.5 euro
Forged Battalion 1.5 euro
Full Metal Furies 4.5 euro
Grand Theft Auto III 5 euro
Gremlins, Inc. 7.5 euro
Hard Reset Redux 2 euro
Hidden Folks 3.5 euro
Immortal Redneck 4 euro
Interplanetary: Enhanced Edition 1.5 euro
Jalopy 4.5 euro
Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth 2.5 euro
Kona 3 euro
Late Shift 4 euro
Manhunt 5.5 euro
Max Payne 5 euro
METAL GEAR SOLID V: GROUND ZEROES 2 euro
Moon Hunters 2 euro
NeuroVoider 1.5 euro
Old Man's Journey 1.5 euro
Paradigm 1.5 euro
Paratopic 1.5 euro
Pathologic Classic HD 3 euro
Pool Panic 1.5 euro
Purrfect Date - Visual Novel/Dating Simulator 1.5 euro
Q.U.B.E. 2 2.5 euro
Rapture Rejects 1.5 euro
Regions of Ruin 1.5 euro
Running with Rifles 8.5 euro
Serial Cleaner 1.5 euro
Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom 1.5 euro
Slipstream 3.5 euro
Sniper Elite 2.5 euro
Sundered 2 euro
Super Daryl Deluxe 1.5 euro
Swords and Soldiers 2 Shawarmageddon 1.5 euro
The Adventure Pals 1.5 euro
The Dwarves 3 euro
Tom Clancy's The Division™ - Survival Ubisoft Store 5 euro
Tom Clancy's The Division™ Ubisoft Store 7.5 euro
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 - Collector's Edition 6.5 euro
Yoku's Island Express 1.5 euro
Yooka-Laylee 2.5 euro
Zombie Night Terror 2.5 euro
submitted by Sakespear to SteamGameSwap [link] [comments]
I am not looking for money and other games. The prices listed are just pointers for the price range and not set in stone. Please leave a comment here before adding me on steam!
Darksiders Genesis 5 euro
Hellpoint 2.5 euro
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?! 1.5 euro
Levelhead 1.5 euro
Fury Unleashed 1.5 euro
Size Matters 1.5 euro
Morkredd 1.5 euro
Relicta 1.5 euro
Retimed 1.5 euro
Family Man 1.5 euro
Vane 1.5 euro
911 Operator - Special Resources DLC 1.5 euro
911 Operator 1.5 euro
Aaero 1.5 euro
Acceleration of SUGURI 2 1.5 euro
Almost There: The Platformer 1.5 euro
Battle Chef Brigade 3.5 euro
Bear With Me - Collector's Edition 1.5 euro
Bleed 2 1.5 euro
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! 1.5 euro
Crazy Machines 3 1.5 euro
Cultist Simulator 4 euro
Darkside Detective 3 euro
Dead Island Definitive Edition 4.5 euro
Duskers 2 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Blood Storm 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: BM03 Vegalta Gold 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Depth Crawler Gold Coat 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus DCC-Gogo. Marking 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus DCC-Zero Marking 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus Tank, Bullet Girls Marking 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus Tank, EDF IFPS Markings 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gigantus Tank, Natsuiro HS Markings 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Gleipnir 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Ifrit 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Mission Pack 1: Time of the Mutants 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Mission Pack 2: Extreme Battle 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Pure Decoy Launcher 5 Pack A 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Pure Decoy Launcher 5 Pack B 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Reflectron Laser 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Spark Lancer 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Sting Shot 1 euro
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1: Volatile Napalm 1 euro
ETHEREAL 1.5 euro
Fight'N Rage 4 euro
Figment 1.5 euro
Forged Battalion 1.5 euro
Full Metal Furies 4.5 euro
Grand Theft Auto III 5 euro
Gremlins, Inc. 7.5 euro
Hard Reset Redux 2 euro
Hidden Folks 3.5 euro
Immortal Redneck 4 euro
Interplanetary: Enhanced Edition 1.5 euro
Jalopy 4.5 euro
Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth 2.5 euro
Kona 3 euro
Late Shift 4 euro
Manhunt 5.5 euro
Max Payne 5 euro
METAL GEAR SOLID V: GROUND ZEROES 2 euro
Moon Hunters 2 euro
NeuroVoider 1.5 euro
Old Man's Journey 1.5 euro
Paradigm 1.5 euro
Paratopic 1.5 euro
Pathologic Classic HD 3 euro
Pool Panic 1.5 euro
Purrfect Date - Visual Novel/Dating Simulator 1.5 euro
Q.U.B.E. 2 2.5 euro
Rapture Rejects 1.5 euro
Regions of Ruin 1.5 euro
Running with Rifles 8.5 euro
Serial Cleaner 1.5 euro
Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom 1.5 euro
Slipstream 3.5 euro
Sniper Elite 2.5 euro
Sundered 2 euro
Super Daryl Deluxe 1.5 euro
Swords and Soldiers 2 Shawarmageddon 1.5 euro
The Adventure Pals 1.5 euro
The Dwarves 3 euro
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2023.06.08 11:25 paliyoes First all around japanese knive
- What budget, currency, and region are you based in/can purchase from? - 300 EUFlexible cap, I am based in Spain.
- What length, handle type, and profile are you looking for? - Chef knife probably a 24cm one, I am pretty tall with big hands.
- Intended use case of the knife? Be as specific as possible - Mainly chopping vegetables, onions, peppers, garlic (I know this won't be the proper knife to peel the garlic), lettuce, lemon grass, lemon, tomato, etc..
- Do you prefer a high performance knife with a thin, fragile edge or a knife that trades off cutting performance for a more durable and forgiving edge? - Trades off cutting performance for a more durable and forgiving edge
- Do you require a stainless knife? - I guess so, I don't want it to rust.
- What knives have you owned? What do you like/dislike about them? - All of them were presents of not known brands, shitty ones.
- What knives are you considering? What knives from the flowcharts interest you? Provide links where possible. - Ashi Gina W2 240, Kurosaki Laser AS 240
- Any other additional context that you would like to give? (finishes, special requests, specific materials, height requirements, etc.) - The Miyabi 5000 MCD looks gorgeous. I also found this one https://kikiknives.com/products/tadafusa-b2-nashiji-gyuto-240?_pos=1&_sid=47c36c978&_ss=r , they ship to Spain
2023.06.08 11:20 logansra having success for the first time in my life without even trying!
been skinny all my life. doctors were concerned when i was young, when i was a teenager my BMI barely ticked high enough for them to stop worrying. i unsuccessfully tried to gain weight in hs and freshman year of college, after that i resigned to stay thin for the time being, since i didn't have the time or effort in that period to gain weight. i always had the fear in the back of my mind that after college, when i no longer had either parents cooking for me or a cafeteria, i would just stop eating and wither away. i just never had an appetite, not enough to be worth going to any effort to get food. i would go all day without eating if it wasn't handed to me on a platter. eating was always a chore, and i often wished i could just take a pill with all my nutrients and not have to bother. well, after college, the complete opposite of what i expected happened. i've become infatuated with cooking! turns out when i cook, it tastes better than my parents' food or cafeteria food. and what's really great is i can eat literally whatever i want! i mean not anything, i'm on a budget, but i don't have super expensive tastes. now it's a ritual to cook everyday, worth every minute of the time i spend on it, i gain weight without trying, and i think about food all the time, something i thought other people were insane for or exaggerating. it's been two months and i've gained 12lbs, become quite the chef, and my appetite is literally getting rewired and i'm hungry all the time now.
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