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2023.06.08 13:15 gumpyJunior Passed my core1 but yeah not easy

Did my core1 a+ today at an exam centre (call me old fashioned) and I gotta say although I passed with a 758- that exam was NOT easy.
I studied using comptia E-Learn material - I learned ALOT from this resources and the lab which was cool. I found the exam (in my case atleast) didn’t question anywhere near the amount that I studied. Some people would think t that’s “easy” but it actually made it harder. I spent months learning every port number, what runs on them, every wifi standard and every darn cable known to man only to get questions on many “what would you do” scenarios and painfully more on printers!
Tips for anyone taking the exam soon- the questions can be worded sometimes to trick you and often there is a key word in the question to guide you to an answer such as what’s the BEST option. What’s the MOST LIKELY or what’s the FIRST thing you do.
It’s a shame because although it was difficult in its own way- I was hoping I’d get tested to be able to show off all the facts I’d learned about networks, ports, wifi standards, cabling standards etc.
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2023.06.08 13:14 Ok-Reward-6390 21 [M4F] Brazil -3/anywhere -- non uninteresting man looks for a good thing

I haven’t even flirted for such a long time, and lately, during those boring lunches where people just talk about heiresses’ dogs’ illnesses (a Pomeranian dog shares all her illnesses with her owner) or gossip about some technocrat who has a limp and who may be cheating on his partner, and while rice with cod is served, I am asked “darling, are you dating yet?”. No, I am not, and here I am, mostly because dating apps are too dull – unfortunately the odds of being flashed by a Jewish 19 year-old from Manchester is smaller on these things, though sometimes you might have some luck and end up being insulted randomly by a Portuguese girl, who is visiting her uncle.
I do have names, and surnames, and I was born in a big city in Brazil. My sister used to describe our childhood address as “a building with cars and trees and buildings”, which is a rather good description of much of the city. For a while I wanted to join the seminary but after having to face the fact that this was an inadequate career choice considering I didn’t believe in God and had always found masses to be awfully boring (though fascinating at times – the priest at my childhood church used to go on long rants about things, of which there are many) often turning my back to see the watch, and so I chose the next best thing: I am studying sociology, which involves, in many ways, taking a vow of poverty. I also work at a small online newspaper so I am well informed on sub celebrities and local occurrences such as babies heroically rescued by policemen after choking on the thing babies eat. And yes, I write poetry sometimes.
I am fascinated fairly often by everything, or many things, at least so you won’t be bored. These last days I ended up reading a lot of things about Egypt after reading about Ottoman chief eunuchs being exiled to Cairo after their tenure. In general, I really enjoy the humanities. I follow politics keenly – in fact, there is some chance I might have some thoughts on your country’s politics – and I’d say I am on the centre-left – pro-choice, in favour of a robust welfare state, LGBTQ+ rights, affirmative action. If you know about Brazilian politics, I voted for Marina and Haddad in 2018 (the voting age here is 16), and Lula last year.
As you can imagine, I also really enjoy reading and writing. Besides poetry, I have often thought about writing a novel, but this seems like too much work – and it seems that it would be arrogant of me to write a novel having lived this little, though it wouldn't be uncommon. I really enjoy learning about other languages and cultures and I know a bit of French, German, Spanish, and Russian, besides English and Portuguese. I’d really like to learn Arabic and/or Mandarin. I am really into genealogy, and I know quite a bit about it. I often cry while watching dumb movies (I cried during Minions!) or listening to beautiful music; my music taste has been described as “fairly gay” and in movies as “slightly gay”.
I guess I am pretty introverted, polite, and timid (well, I am on here after all). I am affectionate and I can be really passionate as well. And I am fairly funny, or rather, I have made a few people laugh over the years. I asked a close friend to describe myself, and that is what he said:
I think you’re very communicative. Shrewd, funny, a good companion. Kind of withdrawn but not necessarily shy. You avoid conflict and unnecessary arguments, but love to participate in good conversations. I think you’re very kind too, besides being polite.
As for what I want to do with my life, I am unsure though I am inclined to go into academia. I have been considering applying to a PhD program in the U.S. after finishing my undergrad here in Brazil. My family does want me to go into their business, which is related to politics. I have also considered going into diplomacy.
Who am I looking for? I’d like someone curious about the world around her, and open-minded. The rest? Cultural differences can be interesting and I am open to converting (nominally?) to most world religions.
Some poems I really like:
Some songs I have been listening to:
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2023.06.08 13:14 AcrobaticAnalyst7292 Is it fair to ask my partner to contribute to the cost of my visa in a country I don't wish to stay in?

4 years ago I met someone special and I made the decision to follow him to New Zealand from Europe, driven by the desire to build a relationship. However, my journey in this new country has been accompanied by numerous challenges, particularly in finding suitable employment. While I embarked on this adventure with a sense of excitement, my heart still yearns for Europe.
My boyfriend, who is also not a native of New Zealand, shares my passion for travel and was open to the idea of moving to Europe together. However, he encountered obstacles in securing suitable employment due to visa restrictions and lower salaries. Despite our shared aspirations to relocate, our plans to move to Europe were repeatedly delayed by him as he struggled to find a well-paying job. Presently, he has established stability in his career in New Zealand and has decided to remain until he attains citizenship. We mutually agreed that after he gets the citizenship that he expects in a year, we would proceed with the move irrespective of his job situation.
Unfortunately, we recently discovered that the process of acquiring citizenship will take an additional period of 8-21 months. In order for me to stay in New Zealand, it is necessary for me to obtain a new visa, which incurs a cost of $3000. In light of this, I have requested my boyfriend to contribute half of the visa expenses, as it is primarily for our shared benefit and will enable us to remain together until he accomplishes his goal. Throughout our relationship, we have diligently divided expenses equally, even though he earns substantially more (2-3x more) than I do. In the past six months, I experienced a loss of employment and have been diligently seeking full-time opportunities while working part-time. Even during this challenging phase, I have consistently fulfilled my financial obligations, contributing my fair share for all our expenses.
The question of fairness emerges in this situation. Considering that my intention is not to stay in New Zealand long-term and the visa primarily serves his interests, it seems reasonable to expect him to contribute to the cost. Throughout the course of our relationship, I have never sought financial assistance, and we have maintained a balanced and equitable arrangement. Given the circumstances, I find myself uncertain about the best course of action. Although I deeply care for him, his reluctance to share the visa expenses implies a lack of willingness to support my stay and casts doubt on the future of our relationship. He also believes that I am seeking financial support from him, despite the fact that I have never asked for money and have always taken care of my own financial responsibilities.
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I went on a bit of a rabbit hole with pocket vs Insta360 as I saw some comparison videos where the stabilisation in Ai looked better and the 360 photo concept seemed cool.
However I’ve seen other comments that basically say if you’ve got a good quality camera phone it’s better to use the phone gimbal instead?
Can anyone else comment on the pockets quality (and any Insta360 users too if there is any) vs phone quality. I’ll be upgrading to an iPhone 14 pro soon for reference.
The main thing holding me back is that the pocket seems great for just pulling out and being a bit more discreet rather than being a bit more obvious for some footage when hiking with the kids and using a gimbal for phone.
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2023.06.08 13:13 MoveInside I'm thinking my crush is a special interest or something related to my autism?

I, 20M last summer ran into an old classmate, I'll call him Max. We were chatting and I think I said something about my personal life that gained his interest as he had a shared experience, so after he messaged me on Instagram reaching out to talk about my problem. We messaged eachother for a little and thought since he was a really sweet guy and I found him very attractive I'd shoot my shot, fully expecting to be rejected because damn, he was fine looking, gay, and cares about others. Too good to be true.
He did reject me, but in a very ambiguous way, implying that he was interested but trying to end his current relationship so it would be uncomfortable and wrong to do so.
A month later, I messaged Max again. He gave me his number, and soon, we got coffee together. I said I was uncomfortable at first but then took it back and decided to go, since he was helping me with the challenges in my life and said his relationship was going better. Nothing about it was romantic, but he talked a bit about wanting to break up with his partner, which made me a bit more uncomfortable.
Basically, it was a very strange friendship that my autistic self had no way of understanding. By the end of the summer, it felt more and more one sided- I was texting him first every time and it felt like I was annoying him. I decided to be honest and tell him that I was still very attracted to him, and I wanted to go separate ways in respect to his relationship.
I kept my word for the rest of the year besides one drunk text (from me) of "hey" that sparked a small convo. I felt like with time I would be able to get over this dream guy, like everyone else I found attractive. But I couldn't.
The thing is, I think about him constantly. Like every single day. I feel like I'm in love or something even though we only met in person once. This spring we've started texting again, even though he's moved a few hours away and has sworn off dating after breaking up with his partner, and I've asked him to grab coffee again, which he agreed to. I'm setting myself up for more disappointment, and cutting him off didn't work. I feel like he knows full well and also feels some sort of bond with me since he's still going along with this weird coffee thing after I've confessed my feelings for him multiple times.
Could this be more of an autism thing, like a special interest in a person? Or is there probably another explanation? I feel like it's unnatural to get so attached to someone who I barely have any relationship with and has given multiple "red flags."
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2023.06.08 13:13 Scroberts96 Canadian Tax Deductions / Savings & Investment Accounts

Hi all - Irish outsider here looking at the possibility of moving to Canada within the next year and just doing some further research. I've been reviewing various tax calculators / government websites to get an idea of the federal / provincial tax rates (which I now have).
I'm wondering does anyone on here know what the main deductions one would expect from their annual salary? From what I can see, the main ones (outside of federal / provincial tax):
- Employment Insurance @ 1.63% up to a cap of $1,002.45 per annum
- Canadian Pension Plan @ 5.95% (matched by employer then as well and seems to be capped at $3,754 between both the employee and employer)
Is there anything else outside of Federal / Provincial taxes and the above two?
Was also just wondering what types of pension / savings & investment accounts are typically to the go to? From my research, it seems the following are the main ones:
- RRSP (seems to be the equivalent of an Irish defined contribution scheme), whereby you can contribute up to 18% of your earned income up to a limit of $30,780 and effectively not pay federal / provincial tax on these contributions and they can grow tax free.
- TFSA (where you pay tax now but then the investments grow tax free and can be redeemed tax free - similar to a Roth IRA in the USA, up to an annual limit of $6,500 in contributions.
Anything else saved / invested after these two goes into a standard savings / brokerage account then after taxes and interest / dividends / realised gains & loss etc.. would all be taxable as per usual.
Have a missed any other obvious saving / wealth creation methods here or does this seem to be the main account types?
Any advice anyone has would be much appreciated! Still just trying to get my head around this. Thank you in advance!
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2023.06.08 13:13 FSC_Nuk Like Father Like Son?🤔

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2023.06.08 13:12 landa874 About tactics and player qualitie

I haven't been playing this game for very long, and mainly bought it for its career mode. While i was a little disappointed with player cm, manager cm has sime potential. The only problem im facing is that my transfers and tactics are too bad? The purpose of this thread is to just kind of ask what matters when doing tactics and what to look for in transfers, and what im doing wrong right now. Sim seasons only btw.
The last cm i did was with Como in Italy with mostly a 3-4-3. Now my idea was first to try to play from the back with fast wingers, target man striker and midfielders with good passing, especially long balls. So i signed some great passing defenders (that were also fast, read that that was important with back three), and great passing midfielders, 3 with long passing traits. Changed tactics to do long passes and changed roles to suit the team. Depth was low so that defence would be safer and wingers could run into more space.
That did not work at all, 3 seasons in serie b with great great players, signed from much better leagues. At some point i started googling good tactics for my formations, did half a year with each formation and tactic setting, until it just wasnt good enough. The players never got better and all the stats looked dire, so i sold and got new ones, but still everything just didnt look good. I changed tactics every year until i gave up and got like 5 regens into my team that all went up to at least 90 rating. Still i was barely getting into the conference league. I had gvardiol in my backline signed from liverpool just to languish midtable, both fast and a good passer should be perfect right? Well no. None of my strikers except cutrone which i started with was ever good. one of my wingers was decent in the last season, when he was 95 rated.
This is kind of just destroying the fun i wanted to have in the game. I want to understand the tactics better so that i can do "miracle runs" or whatever with worse teams, but that never happens. I always have to sign stupid good players to even be contenders for going up a league, and its not realistic. If anyone can give some advice it would help.
Also kind of dont want to use third party things because i feel like thats kind of cheating
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2023.06.08 13:12 Jackghoul Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho) is transported to Worm (Parahumans) how well does he fare?

Scenario: After Yusuke retires from being a Spirit Detective, Koenma sends Hiei on a mission to another dimension in search of a long lost, extremely powerful, ancient relic, so Hiei gets isekai'd to Earth Bet.
How well does he fare against every single Cape, Villain, Hero, Parahuman, etc?
For this scenario, let's use EOS (End of the series) S-Class Hiei, at the peak of his power.
Unlike the heroes, Hiei will not hold back against anyone. He will go for the kill in every fight he gets himself into.
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2023.06.08 13:12 Mchias99 My pet doesn't trust me anymore

I have a cockatiel for 2 years more or less. I got it with 2 week and fed him by hand until he was able to eat for itself. In the first year and a half he was lovely with me, sleeping in my shoulder or net to my chair, askin for pets and kisses and all but, in the last moths he has become more and more agresive towards me. He no longer want to go near me or to play with me. I think i did something wrong in the past but i dont get what or how to fix it.
For the record, he behaves well with other menbers of my family and i am the one to give her food to open his cage and also (what i believe is the problem) to cage him again.
Sorry for grammar if anything is wrong
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2023.06.08 13:11 WH_Forever MoMs WH Small Gang PVP Corp (C4: C3/C2) recruiting new and experienced pilots in all TZ

Menace of Morons is looking for pilots to join us in our quest to have as much fun as possible creating mayhem across the space lanes. If you love the adrenaline rush of the hunt and the salty screams of your prey then you'll fit right in. From hoary wormhole vets to k-spacers and new bros curious about what life in the Hole is like, all are welcome in MoMs.
What being a Moron gives you:
What it takes to be a Moron:
Whilst we still are small, you will normally find one of us online at any time of the day, so all time zones welcome. We understand that families, significant others, Bosses, etc. just don't seem to get the importance of destroying Internet space ships \o/ … so we accept and expect that RL will always come first.
If all this sounds like it might be a fit and you are interested in joining our Moronic troupe head over to our Discord and say hi in the Recruitment channel.
Hope to see you soon and remember to Have Fun, Fly Dangerously, and Die Screaming!
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2023.06.08 13:11 xAstroBoy1337 [$15][iOS 15.3] Fix A Apple Fail.

i also reported it to the apple's feedback system for them to get it to implement into their new ios versions.
in accessibility -> hearing aids -> pairing, there's a issue, you cannot pair two different things, for this instance i have two cochlear implants, same brand, different models, but it can as well be a cochlear implant and a hearing aid, it can be as well two different hearing aids.
While pairing i can pair one, but i cannot pair the other!
the phone does not let me!
because the pairing system is set in such a bad way.
Here's the Apple Support chat about it.

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2023.06.08 13:11 IWishMusicKilledKate Pregnancy After Miscarriage

I had a miscarriage the beginning of last month after trying for over a year, it was my second pregnancy. My doctor said that once I had my first period after I could start trying again. I tested HCG out and was doing OPKs to kind of track when I’d get my period (my cycle is pretty normal and I’m a control freak lol). I ovulated two weeks ago per the tests.
Well in that time I had sex twice. I assumed it took my so long the first time, it wasn’t likely to result in anything. Turns out I was wrong and I’m pregnant again. I’m having my progesterone and HCG levels tested. Has anyone had a successful pregnancy that close to a miscarriage without a period or did I set myself up for failure?
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2023.06.08 13:10 9caf88 I have a few piercings.

Nothing absolutely wild, and pardon the formatting, but I (16M) have more piercings than my parents know about. My parents are both very negative about piercings (not certain why, father can’t stand them, mother is really finicky) but quite recently, I bought a piercing kit in order to do my friend’s ears.
I’m also on some medication that makes it a bit harder to curb my impulses (nothing nuts, but I’ve already got OCD, and it makes me obsess over them more.) so, Monday night, I did my eyebrow. And on Tuesday, I did my other eyebrow.
I’ve got bangs, so they’re easy to hide, and the only people who know about them are some of my friends. The piercings are healing well, because I’m obsessive about keeping them clean and such.
There’s not exactly a way for this to end well, but I’m near certain they won’t find out for a while. I just really needed to get it off my chest, lol. I know my dad is a reddit user, but I don’t think he’ll see this, but that’s probably pure hubris.
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2023.06.08 13:10 Pure-Scheme-1530 Complete Career Guide for Business Analysts:

Complete Career Guide for Business Analysts:

Career Guide for Business Analysts
In the field of big data, there are numerous positions with the title "analyst," each with a distinct area of specialization. A career as a business analyst is an excellent choice for those with an aptitude for computer science and a background in business because it allows you to use both abilities to assist organizations to establish data-driven strategies in operations spanning from production to marketing and so much more.
Businesses across all sectors are looking for business analysts to join their teams so they can profit from the massive amount of data they gather. The business analyst profession can be the best fit for you if you're seeking a data science career that will be rewarding and sustainable over the long term.
The Development of Business Analysis:
Understanding a company's continuously changing needs and recommending technology solutions to improve its systems and procedures are the responsibilities of a business analyst, also known as a management analyst. In this context, a business analyst is typically seen as the intermediary between the business and IT departments.
With the invention of computers in the 1970s and 1980s, businesses started to automate electronic paper-based procedures. Business analysts appeared on the scene in the 1980s and 1990s to integrate this new technology with Business Analytics Certification.
What is a Business Analyst?
Business analysts establish strategic plans and analyze present processes for an organization. A deep understanding of the particular industry, trends, and norms is necessary for this. The communication of plans between internal departments and external stakeholders is a crucial component of the business analyst's job.
  • Influential People:
Business analysts' major responsibility is to introduce change in an organization, according to the International Institute of Business Analysts (IIBA), which views business analysts as change agents. These adjustments could be high-level, like major structural or policy changes, or they could be more specific, like identifying cost-cutting opportunities. In either case, the adjustments made by a business analyst need to assist a company in identifying and seizing fresh prospects.
  • Fulfilling Commercial Needs:
Business analysts will also develop or update computer systems to fulfil their business needs. The business analyst helps with the system's testing and deployment as well as providing the IT department with requirements for creating this new technological system.
What Do Business Analysts Actually Do?
A business analyst examines data sets carefully in search of opportunities to boost productivity within an organization. In this sense, the business analyst frequently serves as a liaison between several departments in an organization, looking for methods to streamline procedures across the board. The business analyst must be able to communicate successfully with each of these organisational divisions, occasionally acting as a mediator and offering solutions in a way that colleagues can understand and stakeholders will grasp.
Business analysts frequently perform one of four types of analysis:
  • Strategic planning: recognizing a company's evolving needs
  • Through business model research, regulatory and marketing efforts were identified.
  • Creating standardized processes for workflows
  • Interpreting the needs of the IT department through systems analysis
Check out this on How To Build A Career in Business Analytics: A Step-by-Step Guide.
Three Steps to Launch a Business Analyst Career:
Step 1: Obtain a degree in accounting, finance, or business administration at the undergraduate level:
In addition to earning your bachelor's degree in business, you should study some computer programming. Different business analyst careers require varying levels of technical proficiency, but the better fit you appear to be, the more adept you are with programming.
Step 2: Get experience working:
You can start off by volunteering with a small business or by taking advantage of summer internship opportunities to gain expertise. Volunteer to assist with business analyst-type assignments if you are currently employed by a corporation in another manner.
Being a business analyst entails a wide range of activities, hence there are several transferrable skills that can be applied in this role. People can enter the sector either with expertise in a specific area of business, such as billing, customer service, or workflow, or with an understanding of a broad industry, such as finance, telecommunications, or government.
Step 3: Obtain a Master's degree or a higher level of certification:
Numerous colleges and universities offer graduate certificates and master's degrees in business analytics, with courses in operations research, project management, database analytics, and predictive analytics.
The IIBA offers a professional certificate called the Certified Business Analysis Professional for people with extensive knowledge of business analytics, as well as a number of other more specialized certifications that may match the particular career path you had in mind.
Qualifications for a Career as a Business Analyst:
To be successful as a business analyst, hard and soft talents must be merged. These consist of:
  • Talents in communication:
Business analysts must collaborate in order to gather and convey occasionally complex technical knowledge to a variety of internal stakeholders. They will need to express their answers clearly and negotiate with the parties involved. To persuade higher management of the viability of their initiatives, business analysts must be confident in their abilities to lead and have excellent written and verbal communication skills.
  • Knowledge of business and critical thinking:
Business analysts need to have a broad understanding of the organisation they are dealing with.They must understand the roles of numerous persons and departments, as well as how those departments interact and rely on one another. Additionally, they must be able to understand the particular organisation in the context of the overall sector. Because of their business acumen, they will be able to appropriately examine data points and develop future strategic strategies.
  • Technical expertise:
A wide number of technological tools are available for use by business analysts, including programmes for diagramming, data processing, wireframing, managing requirements, and presenting results. As they gain experience in database management, systems engineering, big data mining, and programming, business analysts become more technically skilled.
Career Prospects for Business Analysts:
As firms continue to place a premium on making data-driven decisions, business analysts will become increasingly more important. The BLS predicts that the employment of management analysts will increase by 11% between 2021 and 2031, which is much faster than average job growth.
Business analyst job titles alone offer excellent employment prospects. For instance, it is anticipated that between 2021 and 2031, the employment of operations research analysts will increase by 23%. Business analysts that specialize in supply networks and production schedules are known as operations research analysts. The predicted employment growth for data scientists is 36%. With Learnbay's 10 Essential Skills To Become A Successful Business Analyst, you can pick up in-demand skills and become job-ready.
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2023.06.08 13:10 TechnologyWeekly6561 Issues with dual booting linux

I'm an amateur so I'm not that well versed with these things but I already followed several tutorials and blogs and while I'm successfully able to boot my chromebook into developer mode, install RW_LEGACY firmware, use chrx or even a flash drive to try to install a linux mint into my Acer Spin CP713, once I get boot up into the OS and hit CTRL + L, it tells me:
Booting from Hard Disk...
SYSLINUX 6.03 EDD Load error - Boot error
I've been stuck in this for hours. Tried to reinstall RW_LEGACY firmware and have been redoing steps but I still end up with the same problem. Any ideas?
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2023.06.08 13:10 luciferisthename What kind of purge is a fitting punishment?

I cannot actually "purge" but I can use a colossus! I don't want their worlds, I want their death.
I am playing as a tall technocracy with tons of vassals and a federation. Well a federation member colonized a holy world.... and we immediately got invaded. Their overlord soon surrendered to the kahn and then that made me in the war with the FE by myself????????? I was on the otherside of the galaxy and never even set foot over there... I surrendered to get it over with so I could focus on the kahn, they murdered my ruler. He was 200ish years old by this point and was a chronofuge with TONS of good traits.
I will purge them both, I do not want the FE buildings/planets. Id rather exterminate them. How dare the ignorant spiritualist FALLEN empire dare to kill one of us, not to mention our chronofuge ruler.
Should I devolve all of them? Should I just crack their planets? Idk what the neutron sweep thing does but should I do that? I only have the cracker and devolve tech so far.
It will be a while until Justice is served, but my people shall never forget this barbaric act of flagrant belligerence. We are a vengeful people it seems.
I plan to vassalize the holy world offender and then release them later when I can make sure no one will intervene, then I will destroy them.
I am tempted to try and fight this fallen empire before the war in heaven before the war in heaven, but I am unsure.
(If you cannot tell I am EXTREMELY salty and the only way to cure it is death)
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2023.06.08 13:10 Smooth-Distribution6 Jersey Mike's "happy hour"

Did any of you experience the travesty of the deal between Jersey Mike's and door dash yesterday? I went to Jersey Mike's and there were 20 dashers waiting for food. The store had 4 employees and well over 100 sandwiches to make. I waited 15 minutes for my order and unassigned it after only 5 orders were completed in that timeframe. After leaving, I had to drive far from the Jersey Mike's zone because I was continually getting orders from that store. Jersey Mike's is not set up to handle a "happy hour."
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2023.06.08 13:10 RaineAndBow Update on Kafka Feelscrafting

You no longer need to build break effect on Kafka
Hello everyone! Raine here. With the newest updates on Kafka's kit, Break Effect has been almost entirely decoupled from her kit.
On top of this, her old E1 (For anyone who has forgotten, her old E1 made it so that her ult procced all DoTs rather than just shock) has been added to her BASE KIT.
What does this mean? Does this mean that I just pulled Silver Wolf yesterday for no reason, assuming she was a great support? ...yes, but shes still a good support! In fact, it's rather a good thing that SW isn't mandatory, and that Kafka isn't useless against non lightning weak characters.
As for what the best build for her right now seems to be, I don't know. It'll take more time and thinking, probably from people who are much better than myself. I always have the mindset that if you don't know something, you should leave the answering of the questions to people who know more than you, so I'll leave it at that.
Break Effect Serval is still a potent option, however. This ends up being very good for Kafka, since you only need to break a single time with Serval rather than twice with Kafka, so pulling off a single break shock within the 3 cycle limit of the MoC is a lot more reasonable to get the damage ramping. If you've been farming Talia pieces, it isn't a loss at all to run Break Effect Serval.
Furthermore, BE Kafka may still be good, but the potential team comps unlocked by these changes means that a Kafka Sampo +1 DOT core may be superior due to her not being limited by her needing to build Break Effect to use her passive as well as the inclusion of her E1 in her base kit.
My personal first impression is that Kafka Serval Sampo +1DEF or Kafka Serval SW +1DEF will still be excellent teams.
Have a wonderful morning afternoon evening!
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2023.06.08 13:10 Lost-Possibility5363 Bad etiquette

So, I raised my queens on the big blind. Small blind and button calls. flop is all low cards, short stack first to act goes all in with $75, and I make it $175. The button folds. Small blind flips over his cards, showing two pair. I muck my hand, and as soon as im about to muck the button who had folded to my raise already, asks the dealer to show my cards.
And the dealer exposes my hand, i found it pretty weird. Dealer justified by saying its to avoid collusion because you re raised and made the button fold his hand. I couldn’t really get it. Is this even allowed? Even if it is, Is it bad etiquette?
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2023.06.08 13:10 Worried_Rip6411 Need help trying to figure out why my deployed project on a virtual machine using React, C#, SQLite and Apache is not making calls to the API

Need help trying to figure out why my deployed project on a virtual machine using React, C#, SQLite and Apache is not making calls to the API
I have build a React front-end and a a C# API with SQLite extention for the database. Then I deployed my project on a virtual machine with apache2, BIND9 and webmin.
I use apache2 for the hosting, BIND9 for the domain name and webmin to upload the files, I have also got a self-signed SSL certificate with openssl.
Now when I try everything on localhost works fine, i can make the calls using HTTPS and HTTP to access Swagger (its like Postman or Insomnia), howeven when i try to use Insomnia or make calls from the front-end deployed im getting errors and the API is refussing the connection. On the front-end using F12 to check the network calls i see the url is fine and its calling my API, in my case is the virtual machine ulr /productos, and I see the fetch (failed)::ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSSED (and im not getting any preview or response, just blank).
When I use Insomnia I get the next message: Error: SSL peer certificate or SSH remote key was not OK. However if i disble the check on "Validate certificate" on Insomnia preferences the call gets to be done using https.
I have tried installing a SSL certificate from Let's Encrypt to the front-end and the API still does not allow the calls.
Maybe I have to get a valid certificate for the API? (I dont know about this subject)
It may have to do with the ports too? I'm not so sure about this, because if I add a Listen port rule to port 7099 (the port where my API is running) when I try to start the API I get an error saying that the port is being used: (98): address already in use
If use command "curl " on deployment I'm given an error "curl failed to verify the legitimacy of the server and therefore could not establish a secure connection to it". If i try "curl -k " I get the response I want. I want the front-end to access the API too or the API to allow the front-end calls.

I wanted to know how to change the deployment from https to http as well as the API so it will allow http calls OR what do i need to change/do to allow the calls to the API and get it to work using https.

I have uploaded images about the errors and the code is on github on this link:
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